Merry Turkey Day!
Merry Turkey Day!
Time to go shove food into my mouth and disappoint my family!
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*banging pots and pans*
HEY, I NEED CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT, I'M TIRED OF MY PERSONALITY
Listen, I may be a raging lesbian, but I would sell my soul to the five characters in the game Touchstarved
I don't understand people who write the Traveler as broke (unless its for ✨plot✨
I literally have 11024136 mora right now
So, there I was chilling on the couch at family Thanksgiving. I'm just sitting with my dad, reading a book while he's talking with someone who is related to me (no clue how)
And I hear my dad say, "No, but Taylor Swift is the actual Devil or his daughter."
AND HE MEANT IT LITERALLY
HE WENT ON ABOUT HOW SHE WAS PLANNED TO BE FAMOUS SINCE SHE WAS 10 AND HOW SHE WAS A PART OF SOME KIND OF DEVIL WORSHIPPING CHURCH
AND IM JUST SITTING HERE LIKE WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN, DAD WHERE DID YOU COME UP WITH THIS???