I SEE A SILHOUETTE OF A SPIDER

I SEE A SILHOUETTE OF A SPIDER

HOLY SHIT

HOLY SHIT

WHERE DID IT FANDANGO??

I HATE THE WHORE BOTS

I'm just on Tumblr, tumblring as I do and I get a message

And I'm like, Oh! Someone likes my silly shit enough to message me.

But no, it's a bot telling me how kinky it is.

BAIZHU COME HOME BBG

So, there I was chilling on the couch at family Thanksgiving. I'm just sitting with my dad, reading a book while he's talking with someone who is related to me (no clue how)

And I hear my dad say, "No, but Taylor Swift is the actual Devil or his daughter."

AND HE MEANT IT LITERALLY

HE WENT ON ABOUT HOW SHE WAS PLANNED TO BE FAMOUS SINCE SHE WAS 10 AND HOW SHE WAS A PART OF SOME KIND OF DEVIL WORSHIPPING CHURCH

AND IM JUST SITTING HERE LIKE WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN, DAD WHERE DID YOU COME UP WITH THIS???

I don't understand people who write the Traveler as broke (unless its for ✨plot✨

I literally have 11024136 mora right now

My favorite thing to do when I’m on ao3 (besides the obvious) is go to the bookmark section and see if I can find multiple fics with the same premise in a row and then look at the username bookmark list.

I see those smut fanfics you bookmarked. I’ve seen how many you bookmarked in a row. Nobody is safe.