EVERY TIME I SEE OR REMEMBER THIS I FUCKING LAUGH

EVERY TIME I SEE OR REMEMBER THIS I FUCKING LAUGH—

LEGIT—

You’ve heard of Elf on the Shelf

now get ready for

HONESTLY—

normal brain: playing pokemon B/W as a nuzlocke or efficient playthrough proves N right because you turned your pokemon into tools for your own personal gain

galaxy brain: playing pokemon X/Y without using mega evolution proves Lysandre right, because you are presented with a scarcity scenario with the mega ring and you use your strength to selfishly decide that nobody should have or use one

universe brain: Resetting pokemon D/P/Pt proves Cyrus right because you have full control over the game’s universe and can freely remake it in your image on a whim.

Polygon: Necrozma is "hard to catch, by the way, resisting pretty much every kind of Poké Ball."

Me: QuICk BaLl TiMe

(I HAVE NO WORDS HONEST—)

Polygon

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