Yes Yes Yes Sharks Good

yes yes yes sharks good

i swam with a wild spinner shark by accident last summer it was awesome

jaws lied to me

what do you think about sharks

Shark :)

I play violin but I have crooked pinkies so every time someone tells me fourth finger isn't that hard I want to throw myself out a window

My puppy is practically trying to speedrun death at this point.

So far shes consumed:

Hydrogen Cyanide

Beer

A yellowjacket

An entire chocolate donut

Copious amounts of napkin

Soap

About half a sock

Two small rocks

She just tried to eat a battery, but we got it away from her dumbass.

Yknow i might a system or something like that considering sometimes a voice that isnt mine shows up in my mind to be horny, murder-y, and laugh creepily as hell but i dont have time to unpack that

yes screw tesla

Welcome to whatever this is

Ozzie/Red !!

He/They

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Red's Carrd

Way too much info cause I'm bored:

Diagnosed ADHD

Maladaptive Daydreamer

Transmasc Genderfaun

Panromantic Aegosexual/Grayasexual

Bug enjoyer, I carry spiders outside in little cups and have a weird habit of finding injured/tired butterflies.

Nuclear reactor enthusiast

Will ramble about anything I'm remotely interested in

Therians and Furries can chill here if they want

The bar is so low it's practically in hell, but please stay ten lightyears away from me if you trip over it. (DNI in Carrd)

I only write crack fics at this point (I wrote a Rodyplier fic after a death games match in the SigVerse server dude)

I have too many ocs and I have a 12 page google doc of solely writing and character ideas. Please take the mechanical pencil away from me.

I post random stuff at random times. I sometimes for long periods of time due to forgetting Tumblr exists

Free Palestine or I will throw somebody to the keiper belt

ALSO I CANNOT DONATE TO ANYONE, I HAVE NO WAY TO DO THAT. I WOULD IF I HAD THE ABILITY BUT LITERALLY ALL MY MONEY IS IN BILLS.