Things I've Heard Environmental Science Majors Say:

things i've heard environmental science majors say:

"For the test we'll need to tell the different flavours of mayflies apart." / "Did you just say flavours?"

"It amazes me how many city kids are in this program." / "We're all desperate to get out of this city."

"I think everyone who attended all the surface water pollution lab sections should be allowed to lick one piece of glassware of their choosing. Y'know, as a treat."

"Professor, nobody goes into this major unless they like to eat dirt." / "Great, so you can talk the Students' Association into convincing the board to give me funding for my trees?"

"What're we toasting to?" / "Nitrogen pollution."

"You look frustrated. What's up?" / "I had twenty-one Leptophlebiidae in my dish. He's going to think I'm lying about how many Leptophlebiidae are in my dish."

"If you weren't raised by Wall-E, do you even belong in this class?" / "The Onceler." / "Fuck, good point."

"Dude, I spent the whole exam trying not to sink my teeth into a really, really juicy bug in my sample—" / "Cranefly?" / "...yeah."

"Well, just make sure you're not (person)'s lab partner. Last weekend's trip involved him leaving too many fish in the dirt for the professor's liking."

[exhausted chorus] "And the fish go belly-up."

"What's the major difference between east coast and west coast soils?" / "Alcoholism."

"Got any plans for the holidays?" / "Gonna go home and listen to my entire extended family call me a tree-hugging hippie." / "Aren't we all?"

Sometimes I just gotta. Fully immerse myself in JUST Will Wood. For maybe a week, maybe a month. Literally just him. His music, his videos on YouTube, I'll draw him, and have him always on in the background. It's hard to explain the amount of comfort this strange, funky music man gives me. Severely underrated. Thank goodness for Will Wood, his insanity, and the wonderful music he creates.

Green academia aesthetic

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I’m done w diagnoses there’s nothing wrong w me. I’m just a bit peculiar and eccentric

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shirt that says "i'm not high i just love saying insane sentences that don't make sense"