I Feel Like Pop Culture Has Fucked Me Up So Bad (& Its Not Even *just* Pop Culture) That Ive Realized

i feel like pop culture has fucked me up so bad (& it’s not even *just* pop culture) that i’ve realized my type is blondes who are quite a few screws loose. this is mainly because my top two girl characters i thirst over are power from #csm & emily from #class of 09

(& we are not going to talk about my taste in men)

I feel like if adam was a woman he would just be nicole from class of 09

♀️

but think about it this way, you can create an army of people just like you. or maybe that’s not your cup of tea. & also jeffery genes? you would also have to make all your kids have incest… i’m starting to see my major malfunction here…

So what if You and Jeffery were the last two people on earth and your goal was to repopulate what would you do

P.s I know you will kill yourself and doom humanity

Then why ask if u know the fucking answer.

Guys i think i might cook some meth

DAMN BITCHES BE WILDIN FR

How's Ari?

yeah i bet you'd like to know, you fucking freak. lemme guess, you're some friendless touchless comic book nerd who cant jerk it to two girls kissing unless you know they're "canonically dating"? here's a tip, buddy, try closing your eyes and using this thing called "imagination". i do it all the time when i imagine pervs like you killing yourselves :)

as an egyptian, i agree

(probably not for the same reason though)

One of these days I'm just gonna fucking explode.