Please I Don't Want To See The ClOWNS MATE Like SNAKES Post Anymore Make It Stop!!

Please I don't want to see the clOWNS mATE like sNAKES post anymore make it stop!! 😢💀

clowns are hermaphrodites and mate like slugs, hanging upside down

Skfnfjejdnzakd have some TOH stuff.

(I love emperor belos with all my heart and spent most of my day learning to draw him.)

I’d do more but like.... no. Motivation doesn’t exist and it’s 1 AM HOLYSHIT I GOTTA GO TO BED-

Stupid "The Owl House" AU idea:

Emperor Belos but it turns out he was Luz's dad the whole time.

(I guess spoilers?? ....Yea... Spoilers. Be careful, idiots)

Think about it, this chick has no father figure. All she has is her mom and Eda and Lilith and King and... I guess her friends?

Please- just imagine the possibilities.

We KNOW thanks to Young Blood, Old Souls, that he DOESNT want to conquer the human world. So why does he want a go back? Wife. Bitch wanna see his wife.

The moment he and Camilla meet up tho she's just like "Where the hell have you been."

Awkward family dinners?

Bro does he even eat. Or would he just crack open a palisman like an egg and dump it in his eyes again.

Belos and Luz having awkward father daughter moments because they tried to kill each other :))))

Tension between Belos and Eda cause they both care about Luz but she's got wild magic and he's got the coven system.

Belos trying to convince Luz to join a coven??? But Eda and King fuel her chaotic teenage energy and tell her to defy the system.

He's been gone from their lives so long he's banished to the couch. He tried to beat up their daughter so he must sleep on the couch as punishment for his bad boy emperor crimes.

King is just the family dog.

You know that trope about the dad saying "we're not getting a dog" but he and dog become best friends? That's Belos and King.

PARENT NIGHT AT HEXSIDE?

CAMILLA, EDA, AND BELOS JUST STROLL IN AND PRINCIPAL BUMP HAS NEVER BEEN SO INTIMIDATED OR CONFUSED. LIKE???? WH A T.

This would also mean that Camilla just??? Knows about the boiling isles I guess??? But there's already so many AUs where she does so- this is just another body to throw on the pile.

Just-

Imagine the possibilities.

What if like-

I just sat in my bed for 17 hours every day eating brownie brittle. Can god spite me at this point? No? Okay good.

I'm screaming they look like the burnt reject peep pile.

that tumblr post that asked why we’ve never seen baby pigeons made me want to look up what baby pigeons looked like and i SO regret this decision

THESE are baby pigeons