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hilda except with cucumber sandwiches and peppermint tea

I am Trying to make a Sketchbook sketch and I keep fucking up *screams*

I have stopped and restarted four times now

Please reblog for a bigger sample size.

Help I have been working on this for like almost 3 days straight and there’s something off about it

It’s kind of annoying but also this is probably one of the best things I’ve done in a while

Father daughter bonding time because father daughter bonding time

Posting basically all my Su art because I fear I am drifting from this fandom pt 1

All of these are already posted on tt :)

nothing will change your perspective on a character like someone who is batshit obsessed with them

tumblr needs a hug button. sometimes you wanna just give a mutual a hug

Been doing a lot of comics, needed to give my brain a break and do some one off drawings, please take this self indulgent Johanna doodle page

take sum random doodles because I felt like tracing my art I’ve done irl

also done with no refs so ignore the inaccuracies 🤷‍♀️

I’m so glad that we all agree Johanna is secretly built

part 1 maybe

I've been rereading the previous chapters : D

ONE MONTH LEFT!!

Hilda Appreciation Week takes place in ONE MONTH! Your work is greatly anticipated and it will all be amazing to see!!

This is a reminder post, but also to communication further information. If you have any questions, feel free to drop this blog an ask or DM!

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Hilda Appreciation Week 2023

One month left! There is one month left until Hilda Appreciation Week! (February 11th, 2024)

Additional information:

Submissions will be accepted up until ONE WEEK AFTER HAW ends.

NSFW submissions will be accepted PROVIDED they are tagged fully and appropriately.

If you don't post submissions on here but instead on other platforms, you may submit a link to the post either via submissions or asks for me to post on here.

Reblog if you genuinely support asexuals

It terrifies me that there’s so much raging passion in the lgbt+ community that insist on marginalizing asexuals and implying that asexuals don’t deserve to have safe spaces. There’s still so much acephobia so I just wanna know which blogs are genuinely supportive and a safe space for asexuals

Hilda S3 Spoilers

Fuck it, posting it here and letting the community have fun with it.

I have a bunch of drawings to do soon, so I’ll be back with actual fan content to offer.

cant believe its actually over

hilda characters in taskmaster, if this means anything to anyone:

for context, taskmaster is a show hosted by greg davies and pathetic assistant (/creator) alex horne. each series five comedians are made to do pointless and difficult tasks and are awarded points. it ends up being very very funny and very amicably argumentative.

for now, i'll do my classic 5 faves, but i would love to do more like edmund + some ocs!

hilda - starting with the kids, likely winner. i mean she is the main character, but she has those problem-solving skills and unbeatable enthusiastic spirit (which would definitely take a beating in this godawful game). i considered how different the competition might be given that they're kids? but lenny rush recently competed at 14 and he did awesome. hilda would definitely stand up for herself if she thought her score or the task was unfair but she is a good sport all round. most likely to miss the huge hidden-in-plain-sight clues. here to have fun but not fuck around. all the cheerful demeanor of rob beckett. likes to very gently make fun of alex. would never ever give up.

"what you can't take away from me is that i had an absolutely lovely day."

"people say my ADHD means i have shit problem solving skills. no sir!"

frida - nerdiness to rival josh widdicombe. knows the taskmaster's tricks and snoops all around for clues/hidden solutions. genuine competence and competitiveness of someone like sarah kendall, as indignant and argumentative as ed gamble. the one time she doesn't find the hidden alternative answer is when the main pathway is just 'do a really long maths sum to get the code for the lock' and she just gets on with it because she can. tries not to act overly proud of herself but after a particular stressful win she definitely gets up and cheers. argues with other contestants. gets very annoyed by alex and sometimes tells him to shut up.

"the only way i get out of this with any dignity is if i die right now."

[to a small plush vole] "you've got no chutzpah! your organizational skills are lacklustre, and your timekeeping is abysmal."

david - the awkward swagger of james acaster but absolutely 0 of his winning spirit. definitely a fan-favourite pathetic contestant. the show would wear his psyche down so much he would snap and end up begging for points in a total breakdown à la joe wilkinson. gets genuinely cocky after a rare win. gets very stressed out by alex and is very scared of greg. like mae martin, is initially very nonchalant about the tasks, but can become freaked out quickly. not very good at getting points. ashamed of his failures and overjoyed with his successes. most likely to be given a humiliating solo task.

"please don't take it away from me."

"well well well! looks like last in P.E., first in being a legend!"

johanna - total sweetheart, smiling all the time even when she fucks up and loses, much like charlotte ritchie. although she does fuck up and lose considerably less. less nervous though, here to have fun AND fuck around. a sally phillips approach to tasks, meaning chill as fuck, inconspicuously normal contestant, that consistently produces either the most terribly planned OR the most creatively out of pocket and deranged 'solutions', of which back in the studio she has zero explanation for and can only laugh uncontrollably as if it wasn't entirely her idea. this will inevitably win her a lot of points but she will fall short on something like charlotte ritchie's first prize task, in which she brings in all of her bedding, is told 'you can't just pick up stuff from around your house,' and is given last place. this also makes her place her head in her hands and giggle. her attitude carries charlotte's consistent likeness to a children's tv show host. zaniness and well-spoken ramblings of mike wozniak.

"when you have no other ideas, you stick to your bad idea."

"i was excited, there was fire, i'd been told to undermine a vole and i let him have it."

kaisa - will not embarrass herself for love nor money. could not give a fuck about any of you people and simultaneously is incredibly determined to win. would get increasingly distraught with the incompetence of any teammates in an ed gamble outburst. despite this, is a cooperative and hardworking teammate. would spend long periods of time in silent thought before carrying out her plan with no explanation along the way. like james acaster, does not ever say hello to alex, just because she 'doesn't have to.' generally does not like alex. to quote jamali maddix, 'he's a punk. i don't like him.' acts like a rebellious teen in the presence of greg. i have no solid outfit headcanons right now but she would wear what bridget christie wore:

"i've got three sensitivity levels! and i'll be honest, i'm on my top fucking one right now!"

"i knew we were against the clock, and i didn't give a fuck" 

and here is my final test of character - one of the most simple and most telling tasks, from the very first episode:

"eat as much of this watermelon as you can in one minute."

hilda - romesh ranganathan. upon entry of the lab, she wields the watermelon above her head and smashes it into the floor, devouring as much of it as she can. total tunnel vision. she throws up a little at the end. wins the task.

frida - josh widdicombe. enters prepared with a knife, manages to hurriedly cut and eat a portion of the watermelon, with not nearly as much vigor as hilda. is not giving up any dignity for this. 3rd place.

david - frank skinner. was not expecting a whole watermelon. manages to quickly get into the melon but falls short at his eating speed. is clearly trying not to choke. 4th place.

johanna - tim key. no utensils required. cracks it open right there on the table, eating as fast as possible, almost to the same wild and untamed degree as her daughter. is docked points because she sneaks a final bite of watermelon after the minute is up, just because she enjoys it. 2nd place.

kaisa - roisin conarty. was also not expecting a whole watermelon. total lack of urgency in comparison. leaves the room and spends 50 of her 60 seconds retrieving a knife, which she totally could have done beforehand, manages to crack open and eat a total of 9 grams of the watermelon before her time is immediately up. last place. couldnt give a fuck though

thanks for reading guys. if you have anything to add or ask then please do. peace and love

I wasn’t joking @jetcat-14

Ermmm... Gulp! Hello...Tumblr 😥👨‍

Nobody:

5 years olds 0.1s after it gets cold:

she so smol

I haven’t been on any social media platforms recently and I decided to briefly open tumblr and this post from @jetcat-14 is the first thing I saw. Idrk why but I suddenly got inspiration to draw again and did a quick one of these two ;)

TW FOR ADULT CONTENT

also just a sidenote if anyone’s been trying to message me I’ve been away from pretty much all socials (as I said before) and will be able to chat in a few days

I haven’t been on any social media platforms in a while and decided to briefly open tumblr and this post from @jetcat-14 is the first thing I saw. Idrk why but I got sudden motivation to draw and did a quick one of these two:)

TW FOR ADULT CONTENT

also sidenote I’ve taken a break from all socials (as said before) and if anyone’s been trying to message me I will be able to chat in a few days

firda and hilda sitting in a tree k-i-s-s-i-n-g

Just had to draw this because the idea was too cute not too. This would b a common thing for them when in the Wilderness or during Sparrow Scout field trips.