Ted Headcanons Becausse The Animatic Is Taking Five Years:

Ted headcanons becausse the animatic is taking five years:

- he's 29 years old when A.M. takes over

- I know his actual lore is that he came from a really poor family and stuff but I think it'd be more interesting if he was just a straight up nepotism child

- he corrects people's grammar mid conversation

- his whole thing with Ellen is just Stockholm Syndrome

- he and Gorrister have a really weird relationship, they're either laughing and being like: "women ☕️" or they're trying to kill eachother on sight

- Ted found A.M.'s control room once

- he forgot where it was though

- he's scared of thunder but tries to act like he's not

- I know this is canon, but this boy's paranoia is so so bad.

- he's been caught a couple times shaking in absolute terror because he's convinced the others are going to turn on him

- he knows how to do makeup

- he sees sex as a task/barganing tool rather than an intamate experience

- his favorite color used to be forest green, but now he hates all colors because one way or another it could be tied back to something A.M. did

- he sleeps curled up in a ball

- he's so horrible I cannot

When I say this show desperately needs a fandom

hear me out when i say these are all the same photo-

Sneaky peaky of a Ted animatic thing I’m doing

I am many things, but good at choosing an A.M. design is not one of them

For the cursive impaired: the fic is called 'Transferrence' by Skullvis on AO3 (Please read it it's so good)

Also the on the bottom it goes Ted, A.M. and H.A.L. From left to right

Real (I'm foaming at the mouth waiting for it. It's literally not been a week but I need to see it again)

the moment someone gets a water for elephants bootleg, i need it

please and thank you

IM FUCKING SCREAMING WHY DID NOBODY TELL ME TWO-BIT MATTHEWS WAS IN MIGHTY DUCKS???

(Ignore the color of the walls it's not my house)