Ted Ihnmaims Headcanons - Tumblr Posts

Ted headcanons becausse the animatic is taking five years:

- he's 29 years old when A.M. takes over

- I know his actual lore is that he came from a really poor family and stuff but I think it'd be more interesting if he was just a straight up nepotism child

- he corrects people's grammar mid conversation

- his whole thing with Ellen is just Stockholm Syndrome

- he and Gorrister have a really weird relationship, they're either laughing and being like: "women ☕️" or they're trying to kill eachother on sight

- Ted found A.M.'s control room once

- he forgot where it was though

- he's scared of thunder but tries to act like he's not

- I know this is canon, but this boy's paranoia is so so bad.

- he's been caught a couple times shaking in absolute terror because he's convinced the others are going to turn on him

- he knows how to do makeup

- he sees sex as a task/barganing tool rather than an intamate experience

- his favorite color used to be forest green, but now he hates all colors because one way or another it could be tied back to something A.M. did

- he sleeps curled up in a ball

- he's so horrible I cannot