any pronouns except she:) genderfluid, ace, arospec lesbianwhite, 18, audhd
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dan says phil does the taxes and has since he (dan) was 22.
infer what you will about this information.
I have been obsessed with the m&g outfits!!
Why is their tour bus the exact same aesthetic of their house. Did they get to pick out which one they would have?! What if they picked it so they feel more at home during the tour 😭
Earth has no idea why humans think global warming hurts her. In fact she is excited! Its been a while since the last extinction. She was already starting to get tired of mammals.
think about louis telling daniel about having sex with lestat for the first time in s1 ep1 and ending it with "at the time i did not consider myself a homosexual". that is the funniest fucking mental image because it essentially went like this;
louis: yeah so after i sucked his thumb i couldnt hold myself back from him anymore and we had gay sex. now daniel lemme tell you this was no ordinary gay sex, this was HEROIN gay sex. i had his dick in my ass like god damn it feels like im floating. it turned out we actually were, we had sex so good we were actually levitating in the middle of the room. it wasnt gay tho
daniel:
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only picture i am actually thinking about anyway tbh
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What outsiders think phannies want to know: how, when and who they fuck
What phannies actually want to know: how, when and who handle their finances
The girls are fighting again ☹️
does it ever drive you crazy or smth
i believe them when they say they weren’t high during the final google feud but i also choose to ignore it just because the idea that they were fucked up makes the video even funnier
Is the seduction hat™ working?
Not my meme but figured I'd share for those about to ride out the storm
I love how Phil is the passenger princess in everything in their relationship, except dnp's finances, which he completely controls. Capital £ester knows one thing and one thing only: the bank.
I need to eat AGAIN???? EVERYDAY??????? MULTIPLE TIMES???!?!?!????
phannies in 2014: imagine dan and phil kissing 😍
phannies in 2024: imagine dan and phil paying taxes 😍
i swear to god if one more stupid fandom ruins a beautiful text post i am calling the police
hii its been a while!! :3
listen not once in fifteen years have Dan or Phil ever said they're single. even though it would've fit their old "I don't go outside I'm socially awkward" branding perfectly. not even once!
Y'all so cute 😭
i love living in a world where phil does the laundry, pays for everything, does their taxes, books the hotels/plane tickets, pays the mortgage, does the ad reads, has the money from dapg deposited into his bank account, buys the sims packs, grills them food and dan takes out the trash