Us: *starved From Lack Of Representation In Our Favorite Novels*

Us: *starved from lack of representation in our favorite novels*

Rick Riordan: Heard y’all wanted some representation so here an African American girl raised in the 1940’s lol

Us: OH MY GOD YES THA-

Rick Riordan: Oh lets give her an awkward yet badass Chinese-Canadian boyfriend

Us: OH MY-

Rick Riordan: Oh, here’s a Native American girl daughter of Aphrodite with a movie star dad

Us: I-

RR: What about a smol sassy Latino boy that will soon become your favorite character?

Us: AWW-

RR: Oh wait, here an lil emo Italian sad boi and his sunny optimistic boyfriend

Us: WH-

RR: Here’s a badass native Latina who takes no shit (we all know she gay af for Thalia but we must wait)

Us: Oh-

RR: Y’all wanna hear about the queen of bisexuals Apollo?

Us: I’m-

RE: What about an old, non-sexualized lesbian couple with an incredibly romantic backstory??

Us: Wait-

RR: OH WAIT! Do you want a badass Muslim girl who follows tradition Muslim values but doesn’t let it stop her from living a normal life? Oh, and she’s also in a healthy arranged marriage don’t worry

Us: H-

RR: How about a gender-fluid and transgender child of Loki with a lovely taste in fashion?

Us: Wait hold o-

RR: What about a deaf elf who uses sign language to communicate but is still a valuable character?

Us: But-

RR: Oh, and here’s two biracial siblings that look nothing alike but they’re related, trust me

Us: *shocked*

RR: OH! I ALMOST FORGOT! Literally all theses characters are dyslexic, but it’s ok because it’s possible to live a full life even with disorders like dyslexia.

Us: *faints from the tidal wave of representation thrown at us*

RR: Anything else?

Us:

— That is our goal.

Roses are red. Green is cash. Deku breaks his arm doing the smash

Some more BNHA student enforced dorm rules (pt3)

61. 3am is a dangerous time. Going anywhere near Denki, Todoroki or Midoriya’s room during this time will almost always result in witnessing something extremely confusing.

62. Toasters scare the crap out of Todoroki. We don’t know why and we don’t ask, but they just do. Don’t make toast when he’s in the room.

63. It has come to our attention that everyone has been playing a “game” where when Todoroki has his right hand occupied, someone shouts “think fast!” and throws him a popsicle and he’s forced to catch it with his “hot” ( or left ) hand. The mess gets all over the floor afterwards, and Bakugo is clearly getting sick of cleaning it up, as well as everyone who keeps stepping in it.

64. If anyone is ever feeling down, please report to Iida, Midoriya, Mina, Tsuyu or Ochako’s room as they are happy to shower you with unlimited amounts of hugs and affection.

65. There is a Class 1-A groupchat, as everyone knows, policed by Iida. Both Midoriya and Denki have both been put on temporary suspension. Sending everyone a link to a bass-boosted version of the Ponyo theme song at 2:36AM is not allowed.

66. Every time someone catches Midoriya accidentally calling All Might “dad”, please report to the common room and place a tally mark on the board under “All Might’s secret love child”( submitted by Todoroki ).

67. Tag is no longer allowed in the dorms.

68. Games that are in any way similar to tag but are called a different name by Sero or Tokoyami because “it’s not technically tag” are still not allowed in the dorms.

69. Kirishima is on cat poop duty for the next three weeks. This is his punishment for replacing everyone’s shoes with multicolored crocs.

70. The saying “women and children first” does not apply to bomb-simulation exercises. We’re looking at you, Bakugo.

71. Bakugo is infamously bad at playing Mario Cart. Do not let him play. He will want to, simply because he doesn’t like the thought of a little toad defeating him. Do not let him, though, as the damage repair needed afterward far outweighs the laughter that ensues as you watch him play.

72. If the bento boxes in the refrigerator have a name on them, do not take them. Mineta, this is specifically aimed at you.

73. We have a “bring your dad to school day” so that Todoroki can receive hugs and affection from dads that aren’t messy garbage fires.

74. If Midoriya is up to something that needs to be stopped, Todoroki must also be found immediately. Those two are almost always on the same crap.

75. Mispronouncing words on purpose in front of Momo is most likely one of the worst possible things you could do.

76. It may have been funny on “The Office”, but encasing Bakugo’s belongings in jello will inevitably end with a severely broken limb.

77. Denki is the official Class 1-A nail painter

78. Bakugo is the the official Class 1-A hair stylist. You have to ask extremely politely, but he is surprisingly good at working with hair. May that be short or long hair.

79. Momo and Jirou host study sessions every Sunday night before school starts up after the weekend. It’s not technically mandatory, but Jirou has now deemed it mandatory.

80. Every time someone makes a self deprecating comment about themselves, Iida is allowed to shoot them with a nerf gun. We’re trying out positive punishment.

81. We didn’t know this rule would ever have a need to be made, but please do not bite the decorative cacti.

82. You cannot replace the school uniform shoes with jocs. To clarify, this is a type of croc that Kirishima crafted completely out of jean material and passed around to every student of Class 1 A and B.

83. Die Hard and Inception are no longer options for movie night.

84. We have deemed Aoyama’s room a official hazard zone. Please wear some sort of protective glasses before entering. We do not know how he handles it himself.

85. The app Tiktok has now been banned from the dorms. Further explanation can be provided by Denki.

86. Endeavor merch is banned from the dorms

87. Todoroki has a nasty habit of guessing what’s going to happen next in the movie during movie night out loud. When he does this, everyone is then allowed to throw popcorn at him.

88. Bakugo sleep-vacuums. When this happens, Kirishima is needed to get him back to bed.

89. Denki has claimed a specific spot on the couch in the common room, and if anyone else sits in that spot, he will scream like a pterodactyl until you get up. So please do not sit in his spot.

90. Addressing rule 30 and 40, we have deemed it unsafe to except any food item at all that Sero offers you.

(Pt 1 is here)

(Pt 2 is here)

black clover headcannons

-Asta, Luck, Noelle, Yuno, Finral, The Wizard King, Charmy and Yami are all autistic, or on the spectrum

-Actually most if not all the charcters are neurodivergent in one or another

-Vanessa, Noelle and Finral are all bisexual

-Asta, Gauche are demisexual

-Grey was homeless before she ended up with the Black Bulls. 

-I also headcannon Grey as using She/They pronouns, Gordon and Magna use He/They pronouns

-After Gauche warms up to the other bulls he starts giving them gifts and being very protective of them, this is because now he has someone to care for other than his sister. (He doesn’t love his sister any less but he now has new people to add to the list of originally one name) 

-Vanessa and Finral went out their way to learn about Yami’s homeland so that he never forgot about his birth place, this included the language because Yami wasn’t the only person from his land to end up in Clover.

-The first time they spoke to Yami in his mother tongue, Yami may have cried a little but he totally corrected their pronunciation. 

-Charmy isn’t entirely human but none really knows what she is. 

-Gordon is the best at make-up and everyone goes to him for help. 

-Henry is the best at any type of table-top or card games. 

-Vanessa has a box filled with random items she picked up from all the places she got to see since leaving the Witches Forrest. 

-Finral taught himself to be ambidextrous to give him another hand to open portals. 

-Additionally, Finral likes jumping of tall buildings/trees only to open a portal as he falls, he says its for practice but he really just likes the adrenaline rush he get from it. 

-Luck can have non-verbal episodes and Magna taught him sign language so that they could still talk even if it was without words. 

-Noelle doesn’t know how to handle praise after going so long without it and when the other bulls figure this out they start complementing and praising the shit out of her

-All the Black Bulls are very touched starved and try to make up to it by being very touchy with each other

-Finral taught himself First Aid after he realised how much his squad mates get hurt

-Vanessa and Finral are 100% best friends who talk shit and platonically flirt with each other

-Henry joins in with this platonic flirting sometimes and its very sweet

-Henry and Asta are also very close because Asta doesn’t have any magic Henry can drain.

-Asta is one of the first people in a long time to hug Henry and it confused him to begin with but Henry very much enjoyed it

-Yami and Finral are the type of friends to bicker and mess with each other

-Charmy, Noelle and Yami are the best cooks 

-Noelle hates the cold because she associates it with her childhood home and the cold treatment she faced 

-Gordon makes dolls of his friends not to be creepy but to feel like they are always with him

-Yuno and Asta meet up all the time to spar and hang out. 

-Finral wanted to go visit Langris many times before they sorted everything out but didn’t think he was wanted and didn’t wanna ‘embarrass’ his brother

Part 1