Spiderverse Headcanons

Spiderverse Headcanons

Miles asking Liv questions from his physics homework mid-battle because he's a multitasking genius.

Gwen referring to her main arm as her "dab dominant arm".

Noir stealing guns from goons when nobody's watching because he's not passing up on a futuristic military-grade SIG Sauer M11-A1 when he can't afford a new revolver.

Miles takes up yoga after losing another game of twister to Gwen except she's started to join him and he's since lost all concentration.

Miles no longer willing to do 'interrogations' after he got braces because the last guy laughed at his lisp.

— That is our goal.

Us: *starved from lack of representation in our favorite novels*

Rick Riordan: Heard y’all wanted some representation so here an African American girl raised in the 1940’s lol

Us: OH MY GOD YES THA-

Rick Riordan: Oh lets give her an awkward yet badass Chinese-Canadian boyfriend

Us: OH MY-

Rick Riordan: Oh, here’s a Native American girl daughter of Aphrodite with a movie star dad

Us: I-

RR: What about a smol sassy Latino boy that will soon become your favorite character?

Us: AWW-

RR: Oh wait, here an lil emo Italian sad boi and his sunny optimistic boyfriend

Us: WH-

RR: Here’s a badass native Latina who takes no shit (we all know she gay af for Thalia but we must wait)

Us: Oh-

RR: Y’all wanna hear about the queen of bisexuals Apollo?

Us: I’m-

RE: What about an old, non-sexualized lesbian couple with an incredibly romantic backstory??

Us: Wait-

RR: OH WAIT! Do you want a badass Muslim girl who follows tradition Muslim values but doesn’t let it stop her from living a normal life? Oh, and she’s also in a healthy arranged marriage don’t worry

Us: H-

RR: How about a gender-fluid and transgender child of Loki with a lovely taste in fashion?

Us: Wait hold o-

RR: What about a deaf elf who uses sign language to communicate but is still a valuable character?

Us: But-

RR: Oh, and here’s two biracial siblings that look nothing alike but they’re related, trust me

Us: *shocked*

RR: OH! I ALMOST FORGOT! Literally all theses characters are dyslexic, but it’s ok because it’s possible to live a full life even with disorders like dyslexia.

Us: *faints from the tidal wave of representation thrown at us*

RR: Anything else?

Us:

I hate when old people get mad when I say that I hate the mentality of ‘respecting your elders simply because they are your elders’. 

Like No! 

I’m not gonna respect someone who hasn’t earned it. Like sure I’ll always treat you with basic human respect but to earn the respect of an authority figure, you have to work for it. 

Like I’m not gonna give anything more that basic human respect, if you are challenging my rights, or my future or my right to live. 

Like sorry I’m not giving you that power over me. 

I’ve learnt my lesson on giving someone that power over me. I’m not gonna do it again. 

Okay but imagine

Attack on Titan Scouts fighting titans in heelies (in the summer) or ice skated (in the winter)