That Would Be Awesome

That would be awesome 😭 😭 😭

sometimes I feel like the people who follow me are wildly conflicted as to whether they should unfollow me or not

Like some days I post something extremely wholesome and other days I just go all shitposter >:}

Like “hey guys just want u to know I love u 🥺” and “what if ducks floated upside down” are all thoughts that came from the same person :000

your clown shoes aren’t stupid :< you just need to find people who have the same mental outfit as u yknow,,,

gotta find them people who wear the cowboy hats and the clown noses to complement/match ur happy little clown shoes :D

They’re never gonna like me or my stupid clown shoes :(

I love that word. Forever. I love that forever doesn't exist, but we have a word for it anyway, and use it all the time. It's beautiful and doomed.

-Viv Albertine

Life doesn't have to be spectacular to be spectacular. One time, me and a friend went to the grocery store together. Every time I go to the grocery store, I sniff a few candles (because I'm practically nose blind and the concentrated scents are just delightful to me). Anyways, this friend was shocked by this and was like "excuse me?? you are?? smelling??" and so I was like "its?? free?? real estate??"

She had never done this before. Never realized that smelling candles in target is legal, that you can Actually Do That with no repercussions. And so we smelled every goddamn candle in that store, because we could and because it brought us joy. And it was delightful. Life doesn't have to be spectacular to be spectacular.

i just saw a mouse and i said to it “hello mousy boy. i am a rat. would you like to converse with me” and then i realized my mom heard me

“More” is numbers and numbers means math and math isn’t very fun 👎 because you can’t hug math

Teddy Bears are cute and fun and you can hug them :D so try not to put yourself down just for those silly numbers :<

Make ur teddy bear proud by hugging them instead of trying to hug math :DD

My fucking teddy bear has more friends than I do