Me To Myself: You Aren't Even Listening To Music You Are Legit Just Are Reading Fan Fiction You Don't

Me to myself: you aren't even listening to music you are legit just are reading fan fiction you don't need head phones

My absolute shit brain: hehe headphones go connect

there was no need to call me out 

As everyone who’s pulled an all nighter knows, as soon as that first bird makes a noise, it instantly becomes day.

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i just realized that toe beans work on a keyboard

so I'mma let me cat type a post and let autocorrect do it's thing

me, reading my own story: wow i wonder what happens next

me, remembering i have to write what happens next myself: fucking shit

*pulls out basket of grapes* only for you enlarged bathtub toy