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alright. insane.

Species Swap AU! Retired couple gets a fairy godchild to help repair their relationship

if i say "i imagine" or "i think" in regards to my ocs its because i dont knowwwwww. theyre living their own lives im just filming them at occasional moments and calling it a day

-This should be an easy mission!

Missing-nin AU.

Having a Minotaur Boyfriend would be so fucking funny

Like imagine crying on the couch and you hear his thunderous, big body SUV built ass footsteps approach you.

"Baby, what's wrong," he says tenderly as he rubs your shoulder.

You look up to explain how bad your day was with tears in your eyes and you fucking see this:

I made a small drabble based on this

Wanna be nosy? Here's your chance.

0: Height 1: Virgin? 2: Shoe size 3: Do you smoke? 4: Do you drink? 5: Do you take drugs? 6: Age you get mistaken for 7: Have tattoos? 8: Want any tattoos? 9: Got any piercings? 10: Want any piercings? 11: Best friend? 12: Relationship status 13: Biggest turn ons 14: Biggest turn offs 15: Favorite movie 16: I’ll love you if 17: Someone you miss 18: Most traumatic experience 19: A fact about your personality 20: What I hate most about myself 21: What I love most about myself 22: What I want to be when I get older 23: My relationship with my sibling(s) 24: My relationship with my parent(s) 25: My idea of a perfect date 26: My biggest pet peeves 27: A description of the girl/boy I like 28: A description of the person I dislike the most 29: A reason I’ve lied to a friend 30: What I hate the most about work/school 31: What your last text message says 32: What words upset me the most 33: What words make me feel the best about myself 34: What I find attractive in women 35: What I find attractive in men 36: Where I would like to live 37: One of my insecurities 38: My childhood career choice 39: My favorite ice cream flavor 40: Who wish I could be 41: Where I want to be right now 42: The last thing I ate 43: Sexiest person that comes to my mind immediately 44: A random fact about anything

⚔️ 𝗡𝗲𝘄 𝗶𝘁𝗲𝗺! Crack of Thunder
Weapon (longsword), very rare (requires attunement) ___

While holding this sword, you have resistance to lightning damage. When you hit with an attack using this magic sword, the target takes an extra 1d6 lightning damage.

𝙀𝙣𝙚𝙧𝙜𝙮 𝙎𝙪𝙧𝙜𝙚. Before you make an attack with this weapon, you can cause it to split apart into a group of bladed segments. The segments are suspended in the air and are held together by a powerful electrical force. The reach of your attack is increased by 15 feet, and any target you hit with it takes an extra 2d6 lightning damage from the attack, instead of 1d6. Hit or miss, cracks of thunder erupt from the point of impact. Each creature within 10 feet of the target (other than you) must succeed on a DC 16 Constitution saving throw or take 3d6 thunder damage. If you hit the target with the attack, it makes the saving throw with disadvantage. The weapon then returns to its normal form. This property of the weapon can’t be used again until 8 hours have passed or until 10 or more lightning damage is dealt to you (before applying resistance or immunity).

𝙇𝙞𝙜𝙝𝙩𝙣𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙍𝙤𝙙. Whenever a creature within 40 feet of you takes lightning damage, you can use your reaction to take some or all of that lightning damage instead. When you do, electricity arcs from the other creature to you. You choose how much lightning damage to reduce the triggering effect by; you then take that amount of lightning damage instead. ___

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A single mom that works two jobs

do you talk to your barber during haircut appointments?

The lyrics here are from Alex G's Gnaw which I feel very strongly is their song.

He pays the bills

"6 inches is too small" none of you have had sex ever like you are literally insane if you say that

Heights for my Dungeon Meshi AU Life Series + Stampy Cat cuz why not

(Niche shit that I enjoy)

Cat slide

pissing each other off as foreplay

I’m crying I feel like I’ve had this exact scene play out

Ashes - page 4

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