This Is Soooooooo True...

This is soooooooo true...

I say no worries a lot for someone who worries 101% of the time

It it wrong that I want this one day??

The hunk with a secret ( A.k.a Mr Poopy pants)

So here we go, I have decided to put these stories on the internet for everyone to enjoy, this first one has a warning attached: this story has some shit in it... you have been warned. I met this hunk on OkCupid (yes, a bad sign) and we hit it off through the chat, I was new in Belfast so I was eager to learn the rules of dating as we Norwegians don't date, we just happen. We decided to meet at a café called Nero close to the city centre. We met and he was even more beautiful in real life. A chiselled jaw, beautiful deep blue eyes, dirty blonde hair, and a body to die for. I digress, we decided to sit in and have coffee, and at the time I didn't drink coffee. We sat down and the waitress came over and asked for our order, once we've done that he started to whisper in a husky voice that he wanted to tell me something. I was thinking this was sexy but then he dropped the bomb: I like to shit my pants in public and I ain't wearing any underwear! He whispered. Then he whispered that he wanted to do it right there and that I should join him as it was a nice warm feeling. Shocked I excused myself and went over to the coffee bar area and found the waitress. I then said I wanted my hot chocolate to go and she complied. When she handed it to me, I pointed to the handsome man and said: you better bring a mop and some matches, he is busy pooping his pants over there. Then I went back to mr poopy pants and told him I had to go, and I left. That was the last time I went on a date from OkCupid, although I have more horror stories from that, which I will share at a later date

The cat looks so happy, it just seem like I want monies worked

Then there were one

He sat and looked into the mirror, something becomes him in the deep dark of the other side of the mirror, a faint whisper, a longing?? He couldn't stop staring, suddenly a shadow moved in and the mirror, two glowing eyes came rapidly towards him, his heart raced... The eyes came closer from the dark, he heard shuffling, then a big crash... the mirror fell down and broke, and in his hand his cat was dazed and confused... Stupid cat he thought and turned on the lights.. "this is the last time I try Bloody Mary" he thought and while he looked at his cat, he said; who needs Bloody Mary when I have a hyper cat?? He snuggled the cat close to his face, and the cat purred happily