Imagine Aziraphale And Crowley Dancing To Billie Eilishsbad Guy Like Aziraphale Will Be Doing The Gavotte

Imagine Aziraphale and Crowley dancing to Billie Eilish’s “bad guy” like Aziraphale will be doing the gavotte while Crowley is just like “this is demon freestyle right here!” 

Good Omens Human AU***

When Ezra and Crowley first met, they were at this local slumber party that attended a fraction of their generation. On the same night, two foreign exchanged students were blamed for an incident that they didn't do and got in serious trouble for it. Their parents moved them away to different schools a week later.

Their class has been divided ever since, splitting between the single line that marks the side they're on. They used to be closer with each other, like brothers and sisters, little children who were taught in the same age group, but were seperated from an example that they try to settle in their own ways.

Now, Crowley had no problems with this as long as Aziraphale didn't, which he thought was an entirely different legion that he's somehow a part of. They're quite used to their own "side's" unusual superiority, which had Gabby/Gabriel (F or M Gabriel) and Bebe/Bobbart (F or M Beezlebub) as their leaders.

Aziraphale has but one secret, which is something that he's promised not to ever to tell anyone because Crowley made him swear on it, who is the only living person that he's ever told it to.

On that night, when the strudents were asked upon questioning, Aziraphale had lied about what he knew.

He revealed this to Crowley when those two students were brought home and their friednship lasted for a very long time in secrecy.

["I lied," Ezra whispers in a hushed tone*.

"You what?" Crowley asks.

"I lied!" He repeats to stand his point.]

*Original scene from the series Good Omens.

+Note: Six thousand years of knowing each other, you would think that in a Human AU they would probably only know each for six years. At a bare minimum, they've only encountered each other because of the ridiculous situations that their two sides have made. So, no. I don't think so.

Their school history is a resemblance to that of what is depicted as every disaster and triumph ever known to mankind. So, they would probably have known each other since little infants, and that they went through a lot together until the sixth grade. They held the fight for nearly six years until graduation.

Teachers were well aware of the situation and don't necessarily try to interfere with such matters as they cannot control.

Lawrence as the evil scientist (role: Dr. Doofenshmirtz) 

Linda as the tag-a-long spouse (role: Charlotte)

Ferb in Vanessa’s role 

Phineas as the youngest one

Candace in Phineas’s role

Vanessa as Ferb (role)

Jeremy and Isabella switch roles 

Stacy in Baljeet’s role

Jenny--more or less--as Buford 

Doofenshmirtz as Lawrence (role)

Charlotte as Linda (role)

Reimagining “Phineas and Ferb” role switch au

“Phineas and Ferb Across the 2nd Dimension” theory:

“2nd dimension Roger” was not seen in the movie because:

1. He escaped to an underground bunker when it all went down.

2. He was captured and fed to the Goozim. 

3. Doofenshmirtz had killed him after he lost his Choo-choo.

4. Doofenshmirtz killed his mother when he found out she was pregnant. 

5. Doofenshmirtz had burned down his home, killing both his parents. 

6. Roger never exists because both his parents are afraid of Doofenshmirtz. 

Enjoy some Phineas and Ferb Replacement/Roles Reverse AU angst.

***Updated with some added notes

REPLACEMENT A.U.

Buford is the first out of his family to be a pacifist 

• He was forced into anger management classes

Baljeet is more interested in digital programming 

• He uses his skills to make video games

Jenny wants to be seen as a rebel 

• She became mean after her heart was broken

Stacy is a nerd with style

• She may care for her grades, but she wants to look good while doing it

Jeremy has a crush on Candace and wants to impress her

• He uses the many skillsets he’s learned while he was a Fireside Scout

Isabella is the secret crush of Phineas Flynn 

• She accidentally spilled soda all over him

Ferb resents his parents for being evil and traded off to the good guys

• He wanted to escape from his father’s temper and expectations

Vanessa likes to hang out and build stuff with Candace 

• She keeps an eye on her in case they go overboard

Candace is the one who comes up with the ideas

• They build things that are assumed to be impossible

Phineas is forced to stay home but always manages to find a way out 

• He makes it home before Perry makes it up the driveway

Perry is a human therapist and Phineas’s technical guardian

• Perry is also a secret agent of CHEM

– Perry the Platypus is Phineas’s imaginary friend 

*Phineas had him since early childhood

Doofenshmirtz is Vanessa’s father and also a CHEM secret agent

• He would sometimes go to check-up therapy and even use that as a cover-up when he was called in to disrupt Lawrence’s plans. 

Lawrence is an evil villain vindictive on conquering the world (or, at least, the Tri-State Area)

• His past is mostly obscured from everybody

Linda is Lawrence’s wife and also an assistant to his schemes

• They abandoned their children to pursue reign over the Tr-State Area

Charlene is Vanessa’s eccentric mother 

• Vanessa would sometimes try to convince her mother that Doofenshmirtz is a secret agent.