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Mabel: I've done a lot of dumb stuff
Soos: I've witnessed a lot of the dumb stuff
Wendy: I've recorded a lot of the dumb stuff
Dipper: I've joined in on a lot of the dumb stuff
Stan: I encourage a lot of the dumb stuff
Ford: I'VE TRIED TO STOP YOU FROM DOING A LOT OF DUMB STUFF!
Gideon: i hate you with every inch of my body
Dipper:
Dipper: that's not a lot of inches
Dipper: I don't have the energy for this
Mabel: for what?
Dipper: *gestures vaguely*
Pacifica: what are you doing?
Mabel: *watching Dipper change a lightbulb while standing on a shaky chair* stargazing
Pacifica: but it's not even dark outside...
Dipper: *falls off the chair*
Mabel: make a wish!
Judge: how do you plead?
Mabel: *looks at Dipper*
Dipper: *mouthing* not guilty
Mabel: hot milky
Dipper: *facepalms* just lock her up
Mabel: will you be the ye to my haw?
Pacifica: I am begging you to stop.
Mabel: *bursts into the room and slams the door shut clearly panicked*
Dipper: oh god what did you do?
Mabel: nobody died!
Dipper: WHAT KIND OF AN ANSWER IS THAT?!
Mabel: how can you?
Dipper: *looks up from his book* what?
Mabel: how can you just sit there 24/7 and be depressed?
Dipper: because I'm depressed?
Mabel: Dipper, what would you use to draw a straight line
Dipper: definitely not our sexualities, that's for sure
Mabel: whoa
Dipper: what?
Mabel: what color is a mirror?
Dipper:
Dipper: don’t do this to me today
Mabel: goodnight moon
Mabel: goodnight trees
Dipper: goodnight ghosts only I can see
Mabel: what’s the difference between a piano, a tuna, and a pot of glue?
Dipper: *sighing* what?
Mabel: you can tuna piano, but you can’t piano a tuna
Dipper: wait, what happened to the glue?
Mabel: I knew you would get stuck there
Dipper:
Mabel: *signs a legal document with a glitter gel pen*
Fran: * looks at Annie "
Fran: Where are my pills?
Annie: don't even look at me
Tanjiro, tending to Inosuke’s wounds: How would you rate your pain?
Inosuke: Zero stars. Would NOT recommend.
Tony: you were right
Steve: what an unusual phrase for you. Did you just learn it?
Aizawa: Some of you may die, but that’s a sacrifice I’m willing to make.
Kirishima: If Kaminari and I were drowning, who would you save? Bakugo: You two idiots can't swim? Kirishima: It's a hypothetical question, Bakugo! who would you save? Bakugo: my time and effort.
An incorrect quote that’s a self insert
Someone at a store: thank goodness you’re here you’re six hours late
Me(lol): Well, I’m here now. What did they take?
Shopkeeper: not much, just a couple of groceries and my faith in humanity
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