Relevant Or Not, I Suspect A Reason Why Major Monogram Does Not Want His Son To Join OWCA.

Relevant or not, I suspect a reason why Major Monogram does not want his son to join OWCA.

Here me out. If not, feel free to ignore my little headcanon.

What if the OWCA agents at one point were once humans?

Now, that doesn’t explain much. Only that the animals are using human brains that once belonged to regular people. People who volunteered for this somewhat insidious project. All the animals have no recollection of the lives they previously had because the primal organ inside of them will no longer supply memories, only the space that allows humans to become intellectual. Thus, superior animal races with some of the human capacity of understanding still fully-functioning.

This also makes me question if Doofenshmirtz, at one point, had vital pieces of his brain organ removed. That does explain some of his character traits. Specifically, a flashback to his youth, when we see he’s raised by ocelots. We don’t actually get a full explanation that would lead him to that point. What if those ocelots were able to tell that he’s their biological son because what if — hear me out — some of the brain of a young ocelot were also used to replace the organ in Doofenshmirtz’s head?

This sounds incredibly far fetched, trust me I know.

One of the interesting facts that i just made points out that Perry the Platypus is just like Doof in some ways. They’re the product of a experiment OWCA made, including some other shadow government I suspect.

In Milo Murphy’s Law, even Hansel and Gretel, we’re able to view so much plot that are never fully dived into. Like, what is up with Block (present time MML) is he a part of a bigger plot hole. Could his possible shadiness be linked to the possibility to a major breakthrough for the franchise? Are some of the aliens species referenced to each other? Like how in Hansel and Gretel, they “gifted” them superhuman powers? Is it really necessary?

Can this be the reason why Monogram doesn’t want his son to become part of OWCA because he could possibly lose him? Is this why their agents are only animals because they’re all hybrids of creation made by man?

Is the world only made at peace because something happens to OWCA and the aliens in the future?

Imagine Aziraphale and Crowley dancing to Billie Eilish’s “bad guy” like Aziraphale will be doing the gavotte while Crowley is just like “this is demon freestyle right here!” 

***Updated with some added notes

REPLACEMENT A.U.

Buford is the first out of his family to be a pacifist 

• He was forced into anger management classes

Baljeet is more interested in digital programming 

• He uses his skills to make video games

Jenny wants to be seen as a rebel 

• She became mean after her heart was broken

Stacy is a nerd with style

• She may care for her grades, but she wants to look good while doing it

Jeremy has a crush on Candace and wants to impress her

• He uses the many skillsets he’s learned while he was a Fireside Scout

Isabella is the secret crush of Phineas Flynn 

• She accidentally spilled soda all over him

Ferb resents his parents for being evil and traded off to the good guys

• He wanted to escape from his father’s temper and expectations

Vanessa likes to hang out and build stuff with Candace 

• She keeps an eye on her in case they go overboard

Candace is the one who comes up with the ideas

• They build things that are assumed to be impossible

Phineas is forced to stay home but always manages to find a way out 

• He makes it home before Perry makes it up the driveway

Perry is a human therapist and Phineas’s technical guardian

• Perry is also a secret agent of CHEM

– Perry the Platypus is Phineas’s imaginary friend 

*Phineas had him since early childhood

Doofenshmirtz is Vanessa’s father and also a CHEM secret agent

• He would sometimes go to check-up therapy and even use that as a cover-up when he was called in to disrupt Lawrence’s plans. 

Lawrence is an evil villain vindictive on conquering the world (or, at least, the Tri-State Area)

• His past is mostly obscured from everybody

Linda is Lawrence’s wife and also an assistant to his schemes

• They abandoned their children to pursue reign over the Tr-State Area

Charlene is Vanessa’s eccentric mother 

• Vanessa would sometimes try to convince her mother that Doofenshmirtz is a secret agent. 

Lawrence Fletcher and Linda Flynn-Fletcher are both evil and have a do-gooder nemesis, Heinz Doofenshmirtz. 

Candace is the eldest and has a talent for building stuff. 

Ferb is actually a spy for a secret organization called CHEM (Charted Headquarters of Elite Mammals).

Phineas is the youngest one and has a secret gift that makes him seem mentally unwell. 

Perry is his imaginary friend and assumes that he’s not real. 

Doofenshmirtz has the same life as Lawrence. Except that he has to go to daily therapy so he could stay as Vanessa’s guardian. He’s sometimes called in by CHEM to deal with the elusive couple, Linda and Lawernce Fletcher. 

It’s ambiguous what you think happens to Charlotte. 

Vanessa and Candace have been friends since early childhood. They’ve stayed together until Candace basically moved in. 

Stacy has high expectations for herself and prioritizes most of her plans for her future too seriously

Jenny is fixed on being seen as rough when she actually has a kind heart.

Jeremy is a former Fireside boy scout and has had a crush on Candace since she moved in. 

Isabella and Phineas like each other.

Jeremy’s friend, Coltrane, has a crush on Stacy. Coltrane was also a part of Jeremy’s Fireside troop. 

Vanessa has a crush on Ferb, who also feels the same way.

Baljeet is more laid back and chooses to be his own person than someone others think he should be. 

Buford is more calming and chooses to use his strength to get more donations for fundraisers. In lifting, he’s not violent. 

Perry the Platypus is a secret agent that is meant to keep on eye on Lawrence’s long-forgotten spawn, Phineas Flynn. 

Lawrence feels disappointed that Phineas refuses to enter his full potential. 

Good Omens Human AU***

When Ezra and Crowley first met, they were at this local slumber party that attended a fraction of their generation. On the same night, two foreign exchanged students were blamed for an incident that they didn't do and got in serious trouble for it. Their parents moved them away to different schools a week later.

Their class has been divided ever since, splitting between the single line that marks the side they're on. They used to be closer with each other, like brothers and sisters, little children who were taught in the same age group, but were seperated from an example that they try to settle in their own ways.

Now, Crowley had no problems with this as long as Aziraphale didn't, which he thought was an entirely different legion that he's somehow a part of. They're quite used to their own "side's" unusual superiority, which had Gabby/Gabriel (F or M Gabriel) and Bebe/Bobbart (F or M Beezlebub) as their leaders.

Aziraphale has but one secret, which is something that he's promised not to ever to tell anyone because Crowley made him swear on it, who is the only living person that he's ever told it to.

On that night, when the strudents were asked upon questioning, Aziraphale had lied about what he knew.

He revealed this to Crowley when those two students were brought home and their friednship lasted for a very long time in secrecy.

["I lied," Ezra whispers in a hushed tone*.

"You what?" Crowley asks.

"I lied!" He repeats to stand his point.]

*Original scene from the series Good Omens.

+Note: Six thousand years of knowing each other, you would think that in a Human AU they would probably only know each for six years. At a bare minimum, they've only encountered each other because of the ridiculous situations that their two sides have made. So, no. I don't think so.

Their school history is a resemblance to that of what is depicted as every disaster and triumph ever known to mankind. So, they would probably have known each other since little infants, and that they went through a lot together until the sixth grade. They held the fight for nearly six years until graduation.

Teachers were well aware of the situation and don't necessarily try to interfere with such matters as they cannot control.

That one time when Gavin mistaken a whole room of recently deviated androids for actual people at Jericho. 

RK900: He’s an android, too, detective.

Gavin: How many plastic assholes are on this ship!?

Almost every peson raising there hands because androids have become more in association with humans: Here, here!

Gavin: I knew it. I’m surrounded by phking andoids.