Marcy: Ducks Are Better Than Rabbits.

Marcy: Ducks are better than rabbits.

Anne: What? Rabbits are adorable. Have you ever been in a fight with a duck? Ducks are jerks.

Sasha: Ducks are delicious! Rabbit is all gamey.

Anne: We're not talking about flavor, Sasha!

Sasha: Flavor counts!

Anne: Who carries around a duck's foot for good luck? Anyone?

Sprig: You wrap yourself in a comforter stuffed with rabbit hair. I'll wrap myself in a comforter stuffed with duck feathers! Who's cozier?

Anne: Ok, but-

Sprig: NO, NO, NO, NO. WHO'S COZIER?

Sasha: Then why don't we take a rabbit, a duck, stick 'em in a cardboard box and let them fight it out!

Anne: BECAUSE IT'S ILLEGAL, SASHA!

Sasha: ONLY IF YOU BET ON IT, ANNE!

Marcy: I- Jesus-

Anne: You know what your problem is? You're really pretty, so no one ever told you to shut the fuck up.

Sasha: You think I'm pretty?

Anne: Shut the fuck up!

Marcy: What do you think Sasha will do for a distraction?

Anne: She'll probably, like, make a noise or throw a rock. That’s what I would do.

*Building explodes and several car alarms go off*

Anne: ... or they could do that.

Eda: Luz annoyed me today, so I said I can't wait to see what she has planned for our special day tomorrow.

King: ...There's nothing special about tomorrow.

Eda: I know, but there is something special about watching the color leave her face as panic takes over.

Enid: *kisses Wednesday's neck*

Wednesday: what is this?

Enid: affection

Wednesday: disgusting

Wednesday:

Wednesday: do it again

Luz: *does something reckless*

Amity: luz how could you do this you are so reckless

Amity: *does something equally if not more reckless but in cursive*