The Real Reason They Went To Amphibia - Tumblr Posts

Marcy: Ducks are better than rabbits.

Anne: What? Rabbits are adorable. Have you ever been in a fight with a duck? Ducks are jerks.

Sasha: Ducks are delicious! Rabbit is all gamey.

Anne: We're not talking about flavor, Sasha!

Sasha: Flavor counts!

Anne: Who carries around a duck's foot for good luck? Anyone?

Sprig: You wrap yourself in a comforter stuffed with rabbit hair. I'll wrap myself in a comforter stuffed with duck feathers! Who's cozier?

Anne: Ok, but-

Sprig: NO, NO, NO, NO. WHO'S COZIER?

Sasha: Then why don't we take a rabbit, a duck, stick 'em in a cardboard box and let them fight it out!

Anne: BECAUSE IT'S ILLEGAL, SASHA!

Sasha: ONLY IF YOU BET ON IT, ANNE!

Marcy: I- Jesus-