The Owl House Incorrect Quotes - Tumblr Posts

Luz: *Sneezes*

Amity: Omg, are you sick Luz? Here, let me get you a blanket and some soup! Don't forget to take your medicine!

(Later)

Edric: *Sneezes*

Amity: Oh my GOD do you ever shut the fuck up?

Eda: Welcome to the 'fuck Belos' support group, where we gather to say a collective 'fuck you' to that stupid bitch.

Luz: But first, a few words from our newest member.

Hunter, sweating: So I may have misunderstood-

Luz: *does something reckless*

Amity: luz how could you do this you are so reckless

Amity: *does something equally if not more reckless but in cursive*

Eda: [Reading Bump's review] You meant "stronger" here, right?

Bump: What does it say?

Eda: "I'm pleased to report Hexside is stranger than it was a year ago."

Bump: That's a mistake.

Eda: Could go either way.

Luz: *does something stupid*

Amity: what an absolute fucking idiot

Amity: I can't believe I'd die for her

Luz: You have to apologize to Eda.

Lilith: Fine.

Lilith: 'Unfuck you' or whatever.

Luz: I can't believe we're stuck in this realm together

Amity: *swallowing the key* Truly unfortunate

King: Where's Raine?

Eda: THEY'RE NOT MY PARTNER!

King: ...I never said they were?

Eda: Oh. Haha, awkward.

Raine: Is that vodka?

Eda: Yeah.

Raine: Straight?

Eda: No, gay.

Raine: The vODKA NOT YOU!

Willow: Scared, Luz?

Luz: A little.

Willow: That’s alright. I felt the same way before my first game.

Luz: What happened?

Willow: I, uh, don’t really remember. I took a grudgby ball to the head two minutes in. Woke up in the hospital a week later.

Luz:

Luz:

Luz:

Luz:

Luz: sOUNDS LIKE A SAFE SPORT FOR CHILDREN, GLAD TO BE A PART OF THE TEAM.

Luz, staring out of the window and thinking:

Amity: She’s so beautiful and thoughtful, I wonder what brilliant insights are crossing her mind today :)

Luz: wens-day... whens-day... weds-ne-day??

[at the playground]

Eda: *Gets a paper cut* Oh shi--

Luz: *Pointing at King* There! are! children! here!

Eda: ...shindig. oh shindig? yeah.

Luz:

Luz: Nice save.

Eda: yeah fucking nailed it

Luz:

Eda: Would you like something to drink? [Opens the fridge] We have water, milk, juice, spiders, Dr. Pepper-

Luz: Spiders?

Eda: Spiders it is then.

Luz: No, that wasn't-

Eda: [Already pouring a glass brimming with spiders]

Willow, having recently lost their glasses: KILL THE LADYBUG!!!!

Gus: ...That's a gecko-

Luz: You really put aside everything and came all this way for me? How did you even get here so fast?

Hunter: Several traffic violations.

Willow: Three counts of resisting arrest.

Gus: Roughly thirteen cans of energy drinks.

Amity: Also, that's not our car.

Luz: Hey, can we stay in your dorm tonight? Lilith: Why? Luz: Hooty fiddled with an ouija board and cursed ours. King: Eda doesn't know how to banish spirits, so they just throw salt at them and yell "DOES THIS LOOK LIKE A HOTEL TO YOU?!"

Luz: Guys where did Eda go? King: They got arrested. Luz: How the hell- Eda: bursts in through the window The cops are after me, I thought it would be fun to steal crackers and throw them at people.

Oblivious Girlfriends

Amity: The hell is wrong with her..She is so stupid but yet so cute..

Catra: It will take a while for her to realize and stop being so oblivious.

*Luz and Adora doing whatever they want in the background*

Catra: A looooooooong time...

Lilith: What did you do?!?

Eda: In my defense you left me unsupervised.

Lilith: YOU'RE A GROWN ASS ADULT!!

Eda: And YOU left ME unsupervised!!!

Amity: I didn't know what kind of chocolate you like, so I got you all of them.

Luz: Babe, there are like 300 boxes here.

Amity: I panicked, okay?