Me, Staring Longingly: She's The Perfect Woman.....

me, staring longingly: she's the perfect woman.....

Archie: *taking a break from pretending an ear of corn is her dick in the produce aisle to aggressively pick smth out of her back teeth*

Reblogging bc I'm nonbinary 💕

Please Reblog is Your Blog is Safe for Non-Binary People.

If my mutuals can’t rb this then we can’t be mutuals

I watched POTC some days ago and wanted to draw Izzy as part of Davy Jones' crew. AU thoughts/ramblings taken from twitte runder the cut :o

Davy Jones Pact AU where a younger Izzy almost lost Edward and begged to Davy Jones to grant him immortality (from enemy inflicted wounds, he still aged) so he can keep Ed safe during raids and everything. Davy agreed to about 20 years. [Or maybe 30 even]

So when Ed brings up the idea of retirement, Izzy is very much on board, because his own time has almost run out and if Ed retires, he knows he’ll be safe even when Izzy is gone. But then Bonnet happens and the plan seems to crumble and Izzy gets anxious.

Shit gets fucked, as expected. Izzy still gets shot. He still tells everyone to leave him behind (they refuse) but he explains his time is over, and why his soul is already fucked and begs them to leave and survive so all of this wasn’t in fucking vain. They leave. But Edward & Stede swear to get him back.

No one takes what belongs to them, not even Davy fucking Jones.

Like a baby. Seriously.

ok wait, reblog if you’ve cried at least once because of math, doesn’t matter which grade i’m trying to prove something 

My new favorite video 😭 😭

MY AGENTS ARE ALL MORONS!!!

If there's anything that I love more than angst, it's edgy poetry. Wrote this in about 2-ish minutes because brain worms told me to write stuff about my ocs.

TW: implications of violence