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Art, Tangents, and Tomfoolery

"I wish I could make crack post art, but I always end up putting way too much effort into my art." -"well then it's a well developed sh#t post."

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So Aparently The Reason You're Not Supposed To Put Your Elbows On The Table Is Because Nobles Back In

So aparently the reason you're not supposed to put your elbows on the table is because nobles back in the horrid past has worthless excuses for tables and if you were to look at the things wrong, or god forbid lean on one, the'd straight up collapse. Because they were made from trestles.

This shit.

So Aparently The Reason You're Not Supposed To Put Your Elbows On The Table Is Because Nobles Back In

So basically the nobles couldn't afford good tables and we should all point and laugh at those dead people for their punny, insufficient tables of poor craftsmanship.

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2 years ago

Girl I said Help

Help im thinking about Titus successfully saving his son again.

Help Im Thinking About Titus Successfully Saving His Son Again.

Good, keep thinking about it >:3c

2 years ago

Help im thinking about Titus successfully saving his son again.

Help Im Thinking About Titus Successfully Saving His Son Again.

Good, keep thinking about it >:3c


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2 years ago

https://www.makeship.com/products/ginkgo-bird

LOOK AT THIS. ITS SO FUCKING CUTE. JUST. LOOK AT IT.

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Makeship at it again with the adorable plushies designed by indi creators.


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2 years ago

..... huh. I haven't posted any art in a while.

2 years ago

So over the course of the last week of being the god of my wingless fruit fly civilization called Yeast Crawls i've learned something verrrry interesting about fruit flys and the different mutant strains. But first, let me tell you a bit about how you handle your flies.

You see, fruit flies are small. really small. So small you usually have to look at them under a microscope to really see anything about them. Unfortunately, fruit flies have this tendency to skitter arround and even fly off sometimes, which is not condusive to inspecting them under a microscope. So we use ether to knock them out. Simple solution, right?

Well as it turns out diffrent mutant fruit fly strains have diffrent resistances to ether.

I found this out after first handling the yeast crawls (apterous mutation) who are very receptive to ether. You just put them in a lil container with ether for about a minute and the fall asleep, and they will stay asleep for a solid 15 minutes. so I was expecting the flies of my other mutation (bar eyes) to also be easy to knock out.

I was wrong.

Turns out bar eye fruit flies have stupidly high resistance to ether. As in "put them in the etherlizer for 10+ minutes for them to finaly go down, take them out to put them under a microscope, they're already getting up and trying to fly away in 30 seconds" resistant to ether.

So yeah these lil flies with smaller, misshapened eyes are an absolute pain in my butt. JUST GO TO SLEEP ALREADY YOU NEAR SIGHTED NATTS.


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