OMFGGGG

OMFGGGG 😭😭😭😭😭

one time i was in an olive garden bathroom and my packer fell out of my shorts and this ten year old boy just looked at me with absolute terror and without thinking i said "that's what happens when you don't eat your vegetables" later i saw him eating salad at a speed no human should be capable of

No clue what it is but I sure do relate

chat do you ever get the feeling that your body isn’t your own and rather that there is something trapped beneath your skin struggling to escape or is that just the derealization

Me at school the last few days

Combat log: The effect Ibuprofen has ended.

Me: *instantly ragdolls*

Bob picket??? No clue who that is 💀💀

ur government assigned gender for the day is the first thing u get when u click this link to a randomised wikipedia article. NO REROLLS . i am the  trollsteineggje mountain in norway

MEEE ITS ME FR

comm'd art done for @/FlSHTWO on twitter

Snoot

HAIII

Sneef