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5 months ago

OMFGGGG 😭😭😭😭😭

one time i was in an olive garden bathroom and my packer fell out of my shorts and this ten year old boy just looked at me with absolute terror and without thinking i said "that's what happens when you don't eat your vegetables" later i saw him eating salad at a speed no human should be capable of


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4 years ago

my biggest ones are ‘sitting on your chair criss-cross applesauce,’ ‘sitting on the floor criss-cross applesauce,’ and, ofc, ‘sitting on the table lying super dramatic’

however, i am sure i have sat in all positions on the chart at some point in my 15 years of queer life

gays can’t sit in chairs alignment chart

Gays Cant Sit In Chairs Alignment Chart

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6 months ago

How to tell you are queer without telling you are queer:

"And they were roommates"

"OH MY GODS THEY WERE ROOMMATES"


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3 months ago

one time i was in an olive garden bathroom and my packer fell out of my shorts and this ten year old boy just looked at me with absolute terror and without thinking i said "that's what happens when you don't eat your vegetables" later i saw him eating salad at a speed no human should be capable of


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5 months ago

Wish I could make up such a response that quickly. Thankfuly I haven’t been in this sort of situation yet

one time i was in an olive garden bathroom and my packer fell out of my shorts and this ten year old boy just looked at me with absolute terror and without thinking i said "that's what happens when you don't eat your vegetables" later i saw him eating salad at a speed no human should be capable of


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4 years ago

I have been wondering this for awhile

But do straight/cis people think about being straight/cis as much as LGBTQ people think about being LGBTQ??


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1 year ago

me when, me when hrt

Me When, Me When Hrt

[img description:

top image: a person lying down with a smol cat on their chest with the text "3 weeks" above it

lower image: same person, lying down with a way larger cat on their chest with the text "52 weeks" above it]


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5 years ago
That Moment When You'll Start A New School In September, But You're Also Really Gay And In The Closet

That moment when you'll start a new school in september, but you're also really gay and in the closet


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6 months ago
Honestly My Favorite 4chan Post

honestly my favorite 4chan post


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6 months ago

I am on the ace spectrum. I love garlic bread uwu

I want to spam garlic bread in the ask box of every ace spec person on this app . I'm not kidding, this is my project, it's important, you can reblog, start chains under this post, do what you want, but if you're ace spec, write something in the comments or in the reblogs, so I will gift you some garlic bread. WRITE SOMETHING IN THE REBLOGS, ANYTHING, EVEN JUST "#garlic bread", otherwise I won't find you among all these notes

Let me know if you don't receive your garlic news in two days! I might miss some orders!

Btw I'm keeping a journal of my orders. I write your usernames, so I can remember the great people who supported this project


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