Steve's Trying His Absolute Hardest To Focus On The Road Rather Than The Searing Pain Of The Contractions

Steve's trying his absolute hardest to focus on the road rather than the searing pain of the contractions he's experiencing at the moment. He can really feel the baby's head go directly towards his ass, trying to force its way out. "Just two more miles" he reminds himself.

He found the most comfortable paternity wear earlier on in his pregnancy, and pre-empted the larger than normal belly by buying larger sizes while they were on sale. His future self is very thankful the baby brain didn't fail him at that point in time...

He told his daughter she needed to keep cookies and milk out for Santa... lucky for him, the baby's craving also happen to be cookies and milk!

Kevin loved flaunting his pregnancy body whenever he went to the gym, even when it was clear he was not going to actually do any exercise while there. If anything, he might just find a bicycle and absent-mindedly cycle for 15 minutes and call it a day.

He could only smirk when he saw the look of shock on his mate's face, gasping at the massive belly he now had.

"Look, it's only for a couple more weeks, then I'll be back to my regular bro self. I'm just helping a friend out... just hoping I don't end up with a big ass like some other guys get after giving birth."

The mate fainted.

It didn’t even register for Pietro that he was standing in front of the fridge until he saw himself grabbing a banana to dip into a tub of peanut butter. The cravings were starting to creep into his sleep, which made him more concerned about how hard it was going to be to get back to his model body after giving birth.