'In This Trunk,' She Says With A Serious Face, 'is Gods Gift To Women.''Chocolate?''No.''Midol?''What?

'In this trunk,' she says with a serious face, 'is Gods gift to women.' 'Chocolate?' 'No.' 'Midol?' 'What? No.' 'Tampons?' 'Stop guessing,' she says.

Victoria Scott, The Collector

If you watch a scary movie together, then the scariness is cut in half!

Hidekaz Himaruya, Hetalia Axis Powers Volume Two

You'd never get a cat to be a servant. You ever see a cat return a stick? "Hey, man! You threw the stick, you go get it yourself! I'm busy! If you wanted the stick so bad, why'd you throw it away in the first place?"

The Cat, Red Dwarf

Fly, you fools!

Gandalf, The Lord of the Rings

There’s no alcohol in here. Are you trying to poison me!?

Grantaire, Book X (via incorrectlesmisquotes)

The land may be ruled by the law, but the sky is ruled by pirates. Meet the crew of the Nightshade, the most feared g…