(If You Care/are Interested In Trying) Get The Music Box From The Little Girl In The Window, I Could

(If you care/are interested in trying) Get the music box from the little girl in the window, I could try and explain where that is but it might be easier to look it up. On your quick item bar put the music box, as many oil runs as you’ve gotten, and 10 molotovs. Get through his first phase which isn’t that hard. Good practice fir viscerals or just dodge timing. One thing I like to do to make the fight easier is climb the stairs leading to Cathedral Ward and fight up there. It’s flat ground and you won’t get stuck on a gravestone every .2 seconds trying to move. When you get him into his transformed beast form, wait a few seconds then use the music box. When he’s stunned throw one single oil urn. Then switch to molotovs and spam square. The first molotov will probably knock out a good half of his remaining health. The rest will finish him off. If you can avoid getting decimated and keep throwing them you’ll have him dead in about 5 molotovs.

Turned on Bloodborne, remembered my save was at Father Gascoigne, died 5 times in 10 minutes, turned off Bloodborne.

Git good SHORT LOSER.

I drew my Tarnished

She looks very dignified for someone who dies every 3 minutes

I spend every moment of every day trying to prove that I deserve to exist...and every moment of every day I fail to...so I know I don’t deserve to exist. But that also, sometimes, leaves me with an existential question of if I even deserve to die. Like yes I obviously don’t deserve to live and I absolutely do deserve to die. But me living is suffering. And dying would be a fucking mercy for me. So do I not deserve to live and deserve to die (which is true). Or do I deserve to suffer and not deserve any mercy or release from suffering (also true). I’m torn sometimes. But I can say with 1,000% certainty that I do not deserve to exist and I have no justification for my existence...

— Ezra Koenig, Vampire Weekend

That 20 intelligence is still 30 points higher than you have small person. Otherwise you’d play better games than elden ring which SUCKS. Also Ranni is MINE so your character will have to keep crying about it because you CAN’T HAVE HER.

I just begun playing elden ring, this is my loser Radahn fangirl Tarnished who dies in three hits and has 20 intelligence :3

Every time she teleports kill the nightmare apostles one by one. Slowly. Kill one small spider. Get ready to dodge the mortar spells. Keep going until they’re all gone. Then go for her. Her body is weaker than her head so flank her. Watch out for one of her 3 close range attacks. (The explosion the crystals from the ground and the flailing). Some people use gun builds against her but I don’t do much with bloodtinge. I only use guns for counters and viscerals. So I just kill the spiders then rush her CAREFULLY. I dread fighting her every time too.

Turned on Bloodborne, remembered my save was at Father Gascoigne, died 5 times in 10 minutes, turned off Bloodborne.