Why Do Gotham Villain Men Get To Be Funny Weird Guys But Gotham Villain Women Have To Be Sexy.

why do Gotham villain men get to be funny weird guys but Gotham villain women have to be sexy.

let's have a male villain with a glistening six pack and bulge striking weird poses that make no sense. he would have crazy boobs that batman can't stop staring at. and then let's have a funny lady villain wearing an inflatable ostrich suit going honk honk or something. Come on.

Should I try to salvage this??? (Art under the cut)

It's for a Thad and Bart au I haven't kept up with for a minute ;_;!!!!

Actually my favorite replacement for both 'kill myself' jokes and jokes about reacting violently to things/people that upset me is "I'm going to end up on the news" like it's versatile, it's vague, it's not going to get me in trouble with any censors or websites that take joke threats seriously, it's family friendly while still getting the point across, what's not to love???

bruce: finally, someone who understands !!! isn’t sharing your mind and body with a monster the worst???? it’s ruined my life and i want to die.

eddie, who came so hard from venom slithering up into his asshole that he went blind for like twenty minutes this morning:

He looks so freaky but we working 😔💔

I'm about to render SOOO hard 😼

the author's barely-disguised desire for a club sandwich