Actually My Favorite Replacement For Both 'kill Myself' Jokes And Jokes About Reacting Violently To Things/people

Actually my favorite replacement for both 'kill myself' jokes and jokes about reacting violently to things/people that upset me is "I'm going to end up on the news" like it's versatile, it's vague, it's not going to get me in trouble with any censors or websites that take joke threats seriously, it's family friendly while still getting the point across, what's not to love???

He looks so freaky but we working 😔💔

I'm about to render SOOO hard 😼

dick and dami panel redraw :P

When someone says they like Batman and you have to slowly find out if it’s “Batman is super cool and I like the few movies I saw” like or “here are all the robins and my top 16 or smth of all the kids” like

why do Gotham villain men get to be funny weird guys but Gotham villain women have to be sexy.

let's have a male villain with a glistening six pack and bulge striking weird poses that make no sense. he would have crazy boobs that batman can't stop staring at. and then let's have a funny lady villain wearing an inflatable ostrich suit going honk honk or something. Come on.