What About Yandere Dirk? Preferably Ult Dirk, But I'm Fine With Whatever

What about yandere Dirk? Preferably Ult Dirk, but I'm fine with whatever

I literally have RANTED to my friends about this holy shit

Ultimate Dirk, Yandere headcannons

It comes very naturally, the obsession. It’s slow over time. It chews at him. Ripping him apart. You’re one of his friends, from before? Watching that reader make friends with a younger version of you reminded him.

It reminded him that you belonged together, how absolutely perfect you were. You were his. And HE controlled the narrative your, he controlled you. And that fucking reader couldn’t get in the way. No one could.

Everything you do I’m obsessed with you. You’re just so cute

Dirk is a very smart person. He watches you, just for his own sick pleasure, he makes your life crumble around you. He prepared you for when he is to come. He expected to be welcomed with open arms, after all, he’s been dead for “so long”

But he knew deep down that this wasn’t right. He wasn’t suppose to keep you, you’re not an object, a toy. But it’s too late. He’s addicted to you. No one could ever make him feel this good. Not Jake, not anyone.

It’s not long that he shows his head in your narrative, in your world. You thought he died! He was back the guy you fell in love with when you were kids, you ran to him. A Fly into a spiders web. In his twisted mind knew that his plan had worked far too well.

And suddenly, you were gone. With no one left except dirk. You can try and fight him, but you can never win. If you don’t cooperate enough, he controls you. He’ll make you love him. You will love him. 

Your only hope of escape is Reader, and they can’t even get to you without him.

He spends his days watching you. Not even caring about the narrative, Hussie can have it back for all he cares.

He won’t touch you, but instead he’ll just sare at you with that disgusting love sick grin.

He’ll make you want him.

Tavros with a tall lanky matesprite who randomly hugs him/ raps around him 🌝 I was freaking out when I noticed I couldnt go anon AAJDGQIAISJSHAVS y u h

This sounds a LOT like gamzee. I see you. 👁👁 you ain’t slick /j

tAVROS NITRAM WITH A LANKY MATESPRITE

You should probably expect him to bite at your arm or thigh to get your attention.. he doesn’t usually have to because you yourself are very loving!

Hugs and kisses all the time for tavy boy! I mean, if your not gonna give him affection he’s going to crawl over/ride over and bite you. No literally one time he didn’t feel like using his wheelchair and he got up and crawled and bit your fucking ankles.

Yeah. He’s great❤️

You might need to be very cautious with your hugging. Sometimes on rare occasions he’ll think back to Vriska. You have to be careful with how brash your hugs and kisses are

As for the rapping part he loves it! He’s just like “oH, wE’RE GONNA THROW DOWN SOME SICK BEATS NOW”

And he just raps along with you.

He loves it when you rap about the most random thing that doesn’t make sense. It’s so cute to him whenever your “ryhmes” don’t ryhme.

He constantly listens to you talk and he could hear you rap for hours.

Most dates are spent with you cuddling him and talking about whatever comes to minde. He loves how perfectly he fits in your arms.

It’s like he’s safe from anything that could hurt him. And that even if it did get to him you’d be there to protect him and care for him.

But he does find it annoying that he’s basically dating a rapping torso

Can I have platonic friendship headcannons with Jake English? thanks!

I won’t break your heart again! (Maybe)

Jake English pale headcannons

Jake👏doesn’t👏know👏how👏to👏process👏his👏emotions👏

When he first met you he immediately got nervous in fear that you might like him. It broke his heart that such a good friend like you would get their heart broke by him!

But as the friendship continued he began to feel things for you. A bubbling happy feeling whenever you were around. He thought he had fallen in love with you.

He immediately rushed things and went in guns blazin literally. He immediately ran to you and kissed you.

It was so, strange. The second he kissed you, it felt horrible. You both pulled away and started at eachother. Horrible. It felt disgusting in your mouth.

Like kissing your brother. He immediately apologized and tried to explain why he kissed you. It ended up with you both laughing and gaging cause of the kiss.

He began to give you platoic kisses from them on. A quick kiss on the lips or on the cheek. Ya know like how some parents kiss their kids on the lips when they very young? Like that!

Kiss kiss for you!

You were always together from then on. He’s always holding your hand, hugging you, making sure you’re okay. You guys go in friend dates with dirk.

But... things change don’t they? Jake started dating Jane. They got married. Jane began to cheat on him with gamzee.

Things change, don’t they?

———

The Crocker estate was lovely. Jake had brought you with him once he married Jane. Things were sick now. Sick and twisted. Jake began to talk to himself. He stopped trying with Yiffy.

It was now your job as jakes best friend to care for him and his family. You took care of yiffy, you cleaned the house, you cooked. Everything.

What did you get? An Jane coming on to you. You betrayed him, and slept with her. His only friend, the only person who cared about him. Betrayed him.

It was sick and disgusting. He stopped speaking to you. You were just another speck in the wind of betrayal. And now he wasn’t making sure you stayed, it was Jane.

Your best friend was gone.

YES VERY CUTE KISS KISS FOR HIM KISS KISS FOR YOU

Yeah😳 can I please hold ghb please? Or at least like, touch him for a split second

ME AND MY FICTIONAL BAE

Me AND equius not me as equius

you got it bb @writerohno

Davekat but make it Val replacing me with a fictional character

im here to request! i want some terezi headcanons. dating, cuddling, best date locations, anything! if you want something in particular, I'd love some 'going out on a date' headcannons. thanks!

Oh yeah I can’t wait mfs.

D4T3S W1TH T3R3Z1 PYROP3

A lot and I mean a lot of touching. She needs to know your there and you won’t just run off like her loser friends. She can obviously smell you from a mile away but ya know, she still gets nervous that she’s blind and you probably don’t want to date a blind girl

She always makes sure to take you to a place with lots of colors and things she can touch or hear! Like an interactive museum!

She loves loves loves to take you out to dinner after the date! Mostly so she can rest her nose and tongue after licking and smelling so much in the air.

Most dates are usually followed by going to Terezi’s and her cradling you in her arms. Your smell is one she enjoys the most!

“HURRY UP! W3’R3 GONN4 B3 L4T3!!!! >:[“ Terezi yelled impatiently as you hurried to change. Today was your big date. After easily - a long time planning - Terezi asked you out on a simple -very expensive- date! It was to one of her favorite things! An interactive museum!

“I’m coming terezi! Sorry about that,” you painted as you out your room, “you look really really good Terezi.” You met her with a smile. She quickly grabbed your hand and pulled your away from your house.

“OF COURS3 1 SM3LL GR34T! K4N4Y4 DR3SS3D M3 B3C4US3 SH3 COULDN’T TRUST M3 3NOUGH TH4T 1 WOULDN’T SHOW UP BULG3 N4K3D!! >:] WH1CH W4S 4 GOOD 1D34! 1F 1T W4S UP TO M3 1 PROB4BLY WOULD H4V3! H4H4H4H4!” Her laugh echoed in your mind as you watched her pull you along. Her voice, obviously, didn’t sooth you but it did put a smile on your face.

“COOL K1D S41D YOU W3R3 GO1NG TO DR3SS 4S R34L 4S TH4T M4YO TH1NG,” SNIFF, “4ND YOU DO! LUCKY FOR M3!!!!”

She took a big sniff of you and kept walking. Hitting things -people- with her walking cane she began running the second she smelled the museum!

You followed a long. Today was going to be a long day.

————

FUCK TODAY WAS SO LONG. Your legs hurt like hell. From running after Terezi at full speed, running away from guards, and eventually running back home with ice cream in your hand.

Terezi has been a lot more chill than usual which was really surprising considering how executed she was for this date.

She was now sleeping on your couch knocked out cold. She was probably cold too considering she had no blanket, of course you as her hopeful matesprite to be. Grabbed a blanket and put it around her. Which resulted in her immediately grabbing your arm and cuddling the fuck outta you

Maybe today wasn’t so bad