Procrastinated Resuming My Job Search By Applying To Literary Agents I'd Had Bookmarked For The First

Procrastinated resuming my job search by applying to literary agents I'd had bookmarked for the first week of Pride Month.

Turns out getting rejected by actual people is a hell of a lot easier than getting rejected by robots. Submissions: 14 Rejections: 3 Open: 11 Average age of open subs: 14 days Fastest rejection: 18 days Slowest rejection: 28 days

Apparently I am just very gay and angry today

WAYNE BRADY 😍😍😍

I get asked so often what it means to be pansexual... I love this... I can love anyone.. regardless of gender 🌈 "so I win" 😆😆

Hhhhhhhhhhhh

I hate it SO MUCH

This stuff is basically impossible to parody.

I found out that a friend I was decently close with had sexually assaulted another friend, and she was so afraid to tell me about it that she had a third friend approach me to feel me out. It turned out he'd been trying to manipulate me into defending him, and also he'd been lying to me about other stuff.

I took GREAT SATISFACTION in writing an absolute masterpiece of a "you are dead to me, now fuck off into the sun forever" email.

So yeah. Friend breakup emails can be real fucking satisfying

sometimes I think I want the formality of romantic breakups applied to friendships ending but then I remember how much formal friendship breakups suck and haunt you ten times longer

I AM C R Y I N G

Nigel Farage got milkshaked again, what a time to be alive