Nina: So Here's The Tea.

Nina: So here's the tea.

Kaz: For the last time, it's called a report.

Nina: Do you want the tea or not?

Here's a friendly reminder that Wylan doesn't actually like chemistry, he's just good at it because he thought that being good at it would compensate for the fact that he can't read, that it would earn him his father's approval.

*jesper and wylan getting arrested*

officer, glaring at them both: anything you would like to confess?

jesper, glaring right back: nope

officer, nodding, writing on his pad: guilty

jesper, sputtering: but- what???

officer, ignoring him, turning to wylan: and you?

wylan, doing his best impression of a baby duckling: nope

officer, eyes narrowing:

wylan, blinking innocently:

officer, nodding again, writing on his notes: must have gotten lost

jesper, who knows that ALL successful parts of the plan were wylan’s and not his: oh come on-

Hello Six of Crows fans, in case you were having a bad day today, this is your reminder that to almost everyone in the Church of Barter in Crooked Kingdom, it seemed like an esteemed, wealthy, adult businessman and politician just completely lost his mind at some random high-school age delinquent from the slums and blamed a massive scandal on him. Really just zoom out for a second here. To us as readers, Kaz is, well, Kaz, but to everyone in that story without the context of who he is, he is essentially a random kid with a cane and a questionable haircut. Van Eck in that scene is accusing him of everything from conning him to disguising his son as someone else. This would be like Elon Musk getting on national television after a massive tech disaster and blaming the entire thing on a fairly average high schooler with a light criminal record. It's just so absurdly funny to me, I will never get over it.

SHADOW AND BONE CAST (being cute and chaotic) @ ASOCAS 2023