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Wylan attempting to blast a napalm.
*it will prove fatal if he fails*
Wylan: Wear a helmet. It will protect you.
Jesper: I won't.
Wylan: But why?
Jesper: Because I don't need it.
Wylan: Suicidal.
Jesper: Nah. It's TRUST.
The ultimate Spider-Woman:
Gwen Stacy Inej Ghafa
Ok, so I have a weird thing to share:
Kaz Brekker is the 'Bastard of the Barrel'
But , a gun also has a barrel...and the bullets once being shot , become highly deformed for a reuse i.e. they loose their original value..( bastard is a thing that is no longer in its original form)
That's just sums up the fact that
Kaz Brekker is like a bullet!
(I know I am weird, if this doesn't make sense to you, don't worry you are normal)
I know that this is a stupid poll, but I want to see how far the crows go...
And when the clock struck midnight, after all it was Kaz Rietveld in the shoes of Brekker looking at a shadow with vulnerable eyes, searching for the magic ... but through the eyes of a hard spoken man named Kaz Brekker, he only saw Inej spying on his rich thoughts like a shadow in the dark.
Jesper: One large iced americano with two straws, please..
Waiter: Awwww..
Waiter: *gives Iced Americano with two straws at Jesper*
Jesper: *looks at Wylan* Watch me how fast i'll drink this--
Wylan:
Wylan: Are you okay?
Nina: Brekker, if you had to choose Jesper and all the kruge in my pocket, what would you choose?
Kaz:
Kaz: How much kruge do you have?
Nina: So here's the tea.
Kaz: For the last time, it's called a report.
Nina: Do you want the tea or not?
Jesper: Here are two pictures. One is the Fold. The other is Kaz's soul. Can you tell which is which?
Wylan:......that's the fold?
Jesper: They're both Kaz's soul
The Grishaverse as The Office
Alina when she got to know that Darkling is the Black Heretic:
Kaz Brekker:
Wylan van Sunshine during "Six of Crows"
Mattias (no comments):
Inej to Kaz:
Bonus: me when I read the 40th capture of The Crooked Kingdom:
(973): I’m making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
the crows as thoughts i have had:
wylan- oh yes a rotisserie dinosaur
nina- take your singular cornflave and leave
kaz- what would happen if i blew up this classroom and everyone died including me
jesper- HOLY SHIT IM SO FUCKING GAY
matthias- i need to get me some wolf
inej- if i look straight at this wall she won't see me
*wylan and jesper at ballpit, watching their child* wylan: wow what a great idea to bring our kid here jesper, taking his shoes off: kid?
pov jesper got kaz a number plate for his birthday
Oh god no
Inej: You're forgetting Suli because you never practice
Jesper: *says something in Suli*
Inej: You just told me you're pregnant
Nina: Congratulations! You're glowing
This is too hilarious.
Honestly, this is something that Jesper would definitely do.
Masterlist
Y/n: We need to distract these guys.
Jesper: Leave it to me
Jesper: Centaurs have six limbs and are therefore insects. Discuss.
Inej, Nina, and Matthias *immediately begin arguing*
Kaz watching in horror: Oh this. I don't like this. I don't like this at all.
Kaz Brekker Headcanons
Cat entering her hc era thanks to my maid of honor @x-liv25 . Please go read her TIG headcanons!
MASTERLIST
Kaz once said "you shouldn't make friends with crows," "why not?" "they don't have any manners." I headcanon that he tried to feed a crow and actually be nice to it but it bit him so now he forever holds the grudge
He has a stack of makeup in his desk drawer in case he needs to change his face up a bit for a job and he's excellent at it
At some point, when he was still struggling with finding a job after Jordie's death, he stole someone's purse and found bronzer/contour that he used to draw himself abs to look strong and "hirable".
He doesn't mind touching animals without his gloves
He realized that when he tried to save an abandoned kitten in the rain when he was younger
He felt bad for it because it reminded him of him and Jordie
He saw it as a debt-ish to Jordie to save the kitten
It once brought Kaz a mouse as a gift and Kaz genuinely appreciated the gesture
Kaz POV: "What a distinguished gentleman who knows I'm worthy of great gifts and appreciation"
Kaz knew he couldn't really keep a cat in his line of work, it'd be a weakness, so when it was old enough, he snuck it into Pekka's office and watched the vicious little feline tear Pekka's stuff to shreds
"A cat after my own heart"
When Kaz got the Dregs tattoo, he didn't want the artist to touch him, so he tattooed the logo himself. It was a bit shaky but then he hired a Tailor to fix the edges without touching him
Alternative solution to the bad edges: He fixes them up with stolen foundation whenever he isn't wearing long sleeves or something that would cover it up.
They day he first saw Inej and she snuck up on him, he had a panic attack but hid it well
At this point in his life, he was used to being in control, to knowing everything. Having Inej sneak up on him (and knowing that she could have potentially killed him without him having time to retaliate had she been trained) freaked him out. He felt weak, Kaz Rietveld again.
Kaz spends half an hour every other day locked in his office without his gloves, lathering his hands in hand cream.
Whenever he'd grab someone by the collar or any form of violence with contact, the last thing the victim could think about is why his hands smell nice. Nobody ever lived to tell the tale.
He's a sucker for a good chocolate cake.
He absolutely HATES ice cream. It makes too much of a sticky gooey mess for him.
He also probably has a sensitive throat so he doesn't really eat cold/frozen stuff or drinks
Once he made a deal with Nina which resulted in him going to a café to buy her a pumpkin spice latte. Once he sniffed Nina's, he quickly bought another one for himself and chugged it before he could get back. Obviously he did that in a dark alleyway so that nobody could see him and use it as blackmail.
Once he used (obviously stolen) paint to decorate his very own set of cards.
He then made another elaborate plan of his and managed to auction them off for a grotesque amount of kruge.
Probably forged DeKappel's signature on the back of each with perfect precision
For those that forgot, DeKappel is some famous painter in the series. Kaz stole a DeKappel oil painting from Van Eck.
Help I didn't realize how fun HCs were, I could make a thousand of these
Jesper
Jesper: 1..2.......3
Kaz:
Jesper:
Jesper:
Jesper : HYDRATE OR DIE - DRATE!!
Jesper : *aggressively throws water bottle*
Inej : umm…..
Kaz : He’s trying to yell mental health and well being into us
Jesper : I APPRECIATE ALL OF YOU
Wylan : *crying* it’s working