Ah The Real Reason I Joined Is That I Had A Plot Bunny

Ah the real reason I joined is that I had a plot bunny…

or many…

When you were looking for Kiri!Sakura and you find this piece of gold

@the-formerone *whispers* bro- broooo- help me out here- you know this needs to be written

ok so. we all know wave’s arc. well how about this: when gatou shows up, sakura is the one hit by haku’s needles. the boys think she’s dead and because let’s face it naruto wouldn’t have had the same reaction for sakura, they go on to fight and because sasuke is better than sakura, neither haku nor zabuza dies. however when team 7 goes to collect sakura’s body, thinking she’s dead, it’s gone. turns out sakura has a reality check regarding her abilities, her relationship with her teammates and how shitty kakashi is as a teacher. so she stays hidden until they leave in another direction to look for her, then she asks zabuza to take her as an apprentice. for some reason, he does. the guy has a bleeding heart. fast forward a few years, both haku and sakura are kickass, zabuza killed kisame so he got samehada and gave kurukiribouchou to sakura. they all go back to kiri to stage a fucking revolution, and it works. zabuza becomes mizukage, haku is the head of the kiri anbu and sakura joins the seven swordsmen new generationTM. sasuke didn’t betray the village cause naruto and him got their feelings in order soon enough and they became a two-men squad. one day they’re sent to kiri on a mission, and they come accross the seven’s training ground.

suffice to say, they’re shook

(wanna know sakura’s most famous technique? senbon. senbon sent to a very specifc part of the skull, which she spent years getting right, the part that says to the hear yeah dude, you should keep beating. if she misses, which she rarely does, well… she does have a huge dick, sorry, sword, so she deals with it)

also dedicated to @fineillsignup cause she’s what keeps my headcanons going and she’s awesome for that

Consider the absolute chaos that would happen if LoV, at any time in the plotline, decide to become LUV or LoUV, League of Underfed Vigilantes. Like they just collectively decide being a villain doesn't pay well enough, so they become Vigilantes who pickpocket the thugs in the streets after stepping in. And then they also take commissions to do stupidest things that are illegal, like egging houses, glitterbombing people, vandilizing/spray painting messages, moving all the furniture an inch to the left, or replacing the mayonnaise with shampoo and vice versa. That type of thing. (Escapades where ColdSoba1 uses his dad's credit card to buy lots of pranks on Endeavor. Cue Dabi being really happy to have excuses to do pranks on him). Himiko being sent to pretend to be someone just to stir up trouble. (Can I have someone pretend to be me from the future, so they slap me after I take someone's hand and tell them that if our romance if not to be, my future self will come and slap me in the face?) Or (I want you to pretend to be my twin because I made a bluff and I can't back out now) Sometimes, they even have Kurogiri do transportation. (Please, if I don't get there in two minutes, I'll be fired!)

Writing Prompt:

Didn't you know? Monsters like us don't get a happy end"

Or:

"Haven't you read the fairytales? You know monsters like you and I never get happy endings"

Random Thoughts: Persephone and Hades Pt 1

The classics portray Persephone as a maiden, pure, who was kidnapped and tricked by Hades and was forced to become The Queen of the Underworld for Sixth Months. But that has a lot of things wrong with it.

So let's turn that in its head. Hades is not one for petty games and crimes and lack of empathy and thought like Zues, nor is he uncontrollable and everchanging and volitile like Posiden. Instead, he is just and he is fair. He has to believe that life is precious in order for the murders and abusers to be sent to the Fields of Punishment. He has to be caring about others to give those that did good things a place in the Islands of Paradise and give them a chance to be reborn when they tire of it. He has to be kind to make the dead forget their life in the Fields of Eislym so that they will not spend their time dead waiting and grieving and hurting.

So when the apathetic (he has to be apathetic or he will fall apart) Thanatos picks you up from whence you were, you will not find a malevolent God of the Dead, you will not find someone who will look down on you from a throne, you will find a man who sits next to you on a soft couch or bed, and he will turn to you and say "Tell me everything" And he will listen, and he will get mad at the injustices and happy for you successes. And when you are done, when you have spilt every second of your life from your lips, he will hug you and give you a choice. To choose to rest, or to wait and try again. And when you step out the door of that safe place with the fireplace and the blankets, he will remember you. And he will not judge.

Hades is not the hand of Death, nor is he the creeping cold. He is not that which burns or that which drowns. He is the soft comfort of silence after a long day. He is the inviting dark and the cover of dark that reveals the stars. He is the quiet of old dusty and forgotten libraries. He is a friend. Thanks

His grandma always said "The world is hard on us dreamers". And as Izuku watches the number one hero, his hero, bound off into the distance, disapproving words still ringing in his head, he can almost hear her say "That's why you need to build your spine out of steel. Don't let them entinguish your flames". "Okay grandma" Izuku promised, echoing his response from so long ago, "I won't let them stomp me out".