Dialogue Prompt - Tumblr Posts

Solar : This date is boring!

Sombra: This isn't a date. I said I was going to the store.

Solar : Then why did you invite me?

Sombra: I didnt, I specifically said "don't come with me," then you said, "fuck you Sombra I'll do whatever I want!

Saffron: Did Milkyway just tell me they loved me for the first time?

Skitter : Yeah, they did.

Saffron: And did I just do finger guns back?

Skitter : Yeah, you did.

Tune: Could you guys at least try to see this from my perspective?

Milkyway : *crouches down*

Snowflake: *kneels down*

Solar : *sits on the floor*Tune

Tune: I hate all of you.

Sombra to Skitter , who’s about to get married: Today, two families are becoming one.

Snowflake, in an ominous voice: Two families enter, one family leaves.

Saffron: That sounds so threatening…Solar : The Wedding Games

Milkyway : May the bouquet toss be ever in your favor.

Skitter : Beautiful.

Sombra: Fuck all of you!

Milkyway : If I may interject...

Skitter : Oh, awesome, Milkyway was eavesdropping

Snowflake: You borrowed a crane?

Milkyway : Not exactly.

Astrid: You stole a crane?!

Milkyway : Exactly.

Sombra: Don’t trust everything you see on the internet.

Tune: Pfft. What possibly nonsense could come from the internet? Oh. Did you know that the Earth is actually flat?

Sombra: *Takes away Tune’s phone* Yeah, that enough for you.

Mílo: All of your existences are confusing.

The Squad: How so?

Mílo: Your presence is annoying, but the thought of anything bad happening to any of you upsets me.

Milkyway : Fight me!

Megabyte , standing behind them and holding a knife: *mouths* Do not.

Saffron: You should have realised, Timber, if Milkyway didn't kill you, we would.

Misu: Hi, I'm Snowflake's emergency contact.

Counter Woman: You're here to pick them up?

Misu: I'm here to remove myself as their emergency contact.

Skitter : I keep a picture of all of us in my wallet. Whenever I face difficulties, I take it out and stare at the picture.

The Squad: Awwww-

Skitter : And I tell myself "If I can deal with these idiots, then I can deal with anything."

The Squad: Oh.

Misu: Why is Timber making me do the dishes again? You haven’t washed them in a week, Megabyte!

Megabyte : It’s because I’m Timber’s favorite.

Misu: I hate you.

Saffron: Having two partners is both amazing and complicated. But all our problems are solved with communication.

Techno : It’s my turn to cuddle Tune.

Saffron: FIVE MORE MINUTES DAMMIT!

Sombra: Team A will consist of myself, Lily, Milkyway , and Misu.

Sombra: Team B will consist of Skitter .

Techno , playing a video game:

This game is so frustrating! I hate it, I hate it, I hate it!

Timber: Ok, I think it’s time to turn off the game for a little while.

Techno : But I’m having fun!

Darksteel: Hey How Y'all

Mílo: *Growls*

Darksteel: *Screams* GET YO FUCKING DOG BITCH

Maia: She don't bite-

Darksteel: *Trying to pull his arm from Mílo's mouth* YES SHE DO GET YO-

(Inspired By Bluey, Episode: Puppets)

Lucifer: *Talking through a rubber ducky to Lilith* Hey toots! When are we getting married? Hm smooth

*Charlie slightly giggles*

Lilith: I probably say never

Necrozma: I should turn you in right now!

Marilyn: You wouldn't. Would you?

Necrozma: Give me one reason why I shouldn't.

Marilyn: Because I'm. . Cute?

Necrozma: . . . . . .

*Marilyn's Children's Reaction*

Mílo: *Clawpalms* Mom No.

Philip: Pfft! OH MY GOD!

"I’ve always been afraid of losing you, but the thought of never loving you terrifies me more."

"If loving you this much is going to be the death of me, then I’m okay with that. I’d choose it every time."