Random Thought:

Random Thought:

Regarding Genderbent Sanji, I refuse to believe that she wouldn't still flirt with all the women.

Aka, Genderbent Sanji is a Lesbian

Writing Prompt:

”Have you ever seen a ghost before?”

Or:

”I/I’ve felt like a ghost for so long”

Prompt:

"Why did you stop?"

"When no one is listening, is there a point in talking?"

You know that one post about the girl (I think?) who sells her soul to Satan for a friend, and then Satan is attached? Consider I make it worse. What if Satan didn't put a time limit on that, simply because he(today Satan is a he) is patient. And he is attached, and doesn't really want her in Hell, but he can't cancel it, so he settles for letting her live a long life. However, what if the girl didn't tell him that she had a brain tumor/incurable disease and she wanted to get her bucket list done before she died with someone, but she didn't have any friends. And so Satan and her hang out every few days, but she hides her illness because she doesn't want her friend to worry. Then something happens, and Satan needs to go do something for a month or so, about four years after she sold her soul. And he comes back to find her in a coma. And he finds he can't do anything. But he doesn't know how long it will take before they decide to pull the plug. So he has to wait, and watch her slowly waste away. It takes sixth months, and by the end, she is as thin as a sheet of paper. When she pops into his throne room later in the day, the first thing he asks is "Why didn't you tell me?" And her response is "There was nothing that could be done, and I didn't want to worry you."

Random Thoughts: Persephone and Hades Pt 1

The classics portray Persephone as a maiden, pure, who was kidnapped and tricked by Hades and was forced to become The Queen of the Underworld for Sixth Months. But that has a lot of things wrong with it.

So let's turn that in its head. Hades is not one for petty games and crimes and lack of empathy and thought like Zues, nor is he uncontrollable and everchanging and volitile like Posiden. Instead, he is just and he is fair. He has to believe that life is precious in order for the murders and abusers to be sent to the Fields of Punishment. He has to be caring about others to give those that did good things a place in the Islands of Paradise and give them a chance to be reborn when they tire of it. He has to be kind to make the dead forget their life in the Fields of Eislym so that they will not spend their time dead waiting and grieving and hurting.

So when the apathetic (he has to be apathetic or he will fall apart) Thanatos picks you up from whence you were, you will not find a malevolent God of the Dead, you will not find someone who will look down on you from a throne, you will find a man who sits next to you on a soft couch or bed, and he will turn to you and say "Tell me everything" And he will listen, and he will get mad at the injustices and happy for you successes. And when you are done, when you have spilt every second of your life from your lips, he will hug you and give you a choice. To choose to rest, or to wait and try again. And when you step out the door of that safe place with the fireplace and the blankets, he will remember you. And he will not judge.

Hades is not the hand of Death, nor is he the creeping cold. He is not that which burns or that which drowns. He is the soft comfort of silence after a long day. He is the inviting dark and the cover of dark that reveals the stars. He is the quiet of old dusty and forgotten libraries. He is a friend. Thanks

When you were looking for Kiri!Sakura and you find this piece of gold

@the-formerone *whispers* bro- broooo- help me out here- you know this needs to be written

ok so. we all know wave’s arc. well how about this: when gatou shows up, sakura is the one hit by haku’s needles. the boys think she’s dead and because let’s face it naruto wouldn’t have had the same reaction for sakura, they go on to fight and because sasuke is better than sakura, neither haku nor zabuza dies. however when team 7 goes to collect sakura’s body, thinking she’s dead, it’s gone. turns out sakura has a reality check regarding her abilities, her relationship with her teammates and how shitty kakashi is as a teacher. so she stays hidden until they leave in another direction to look for her, then she asks zabuza to take her as an apprentice. for some reason, he does. the guy has a bleeding heart. fast forward a few years, both haku and sakura are kickass, zabuza killed kisame so he got samehada and gave kurukiribouchou to sakura. they all go back to kiri to stage a fucking revolution, and it works. zabuza becomes mizukage, haku is the head of the kiri anbu and sakura joins the seven swordsmen new generationTM. sasuke didn’t betray the village cause naruto and him got their feelings in order soon enough and they became a two-men squad. one day they’re sent to kiri on a mission, and they come accross the seven’s training ground.

suffice to say, they’re shook

(wanna know sakura’s most famous technique? senbon. senbon sent to a very specifc part of the skull, which she spent years getting right, the part that says to the hear yeah dude, you should keep beating. if she misses, which she rarely does, well… she does have a huge dick, sorry, sword, so she deals with it)

also dedicated to @fineillsignup cause she’s what keeps my headcanons going and she’s awesome for that