Dare Accepted, Have Fun With The Speech Bubbles

Dare accepted, have fun with the speech bubbles

Naruto: Alright, lets do an experiment.

Naruto: *slams a two litre bottle of custard onto the table* I'm going to chug this entire thing. Who wants to bet how much I can go through before puking?

Shikamaru: You're an idiot, Naruto.

Kiba: Seven mouthfuls.

Rock Lee: No, no. It's gonna be three.

Sakura: Ten!

Shikamaru: *facepalms* You're all idiots...

Naruto: Alright! Lets go! *cracks open the bottle and starts drinking*

Sakura: CHUG, CHUG, CHUG, CHUG!

Kiba: Shino get the camera!

Naruto: *gets ten mouthfuls in before choking and pulling away, coughing and spilling custard everywhere* *falls over*

Sakura: HE'S DOWN! I WIN!

Kiba: Did you get it, Shino?!

Shino: Got it.

Naruto: ... I have many regrets...

Rock Lee: Show that video to your students, Shino

Naruto: nO MY SON IS IN YOUR CLASS!

Shino: Too late.

more cat hashira shenanigans. rip muscle mice

Temari: *digging a hole in the back yard*

Shikamaru: Temari... what are you doing?

Temari: You said you wanted to meet my dad, remember?

Shikamaru: Yes, but... why are you digging?

Temari: It's a long way to hell, Shikamaru. You either sit and look pretty, or grab a shovel

"A bra that small can only belong to..."

Shino calling Sakura's boobs small while in arm's reach and not getting turned into a fine paste can only be evidence that he's the 'safe friend'.