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*texting*
Sakura: Hey, there's a booth here selling wooden swords. Does Sarada need a sword?
Sasuke: No, she's 5. She does not need a sword.
Sakura: It says message failed, Imma get her a sword
Sasuke: No it does not, do not get her a sword!
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Naruto Uzumaki
• Naruto makes all of the groupchats in his friendgroups and is the most active in all of them. "Super Seven Squad" has himself, Sakura, Sasuke, Sai, Yamato and Kakashi. "Naru-Squad" has Sakura, Kiba, Rock Lee and Shikamaru. Sasuke and Gaara were added but Sasuke left and Gaara can't figure out groupchats. "Next Gen Parents" has himself, Hinata, Sakura, Sasuke, Temari, Shikamaru, Rock Lee, Gaara, ect.
• After training with Jiraiya, he picks up writing as a hobby. He's good at writing narratives, but his handwriting takes a while to become legible.
• Considers Sakura his older sister, he acts on this quite a lot and calls her "Nee-San" sometimes
• If Just Dance were a thing in the ninja world, he'd be the master. Sakura would be his less enthusiastic partner
Sakura Haruno/Uchiha
• Sakura's love language is gift giving. Often she will spoil Sasuke with flowers, treats and very fancy, well thought out dates. This carries onto her friendships and family bonds as well.
• She takes note of things her "nieces and nephews" enjoy and makes sure to buy something for them every time she visits. Boruto and Shikadai often get Ninja Trading Cards, Metal and his sister get new ninja equipment, ect.
• Sakura goes all out for birthday celebrations, and Sarada has never had a boring birthday
• Naruto gave her a shirt that says "Honorary Uzumaki" some time after he came back from training with Jiraiya, she still wears it even when she's an Uchiha. Naruto got her multiple new ones when the first finally tore
• Sakura's a very sloppy sleeper. Snoring, drooling and always sprawled out. The only time she's not taking up the whole bed is when she's spooning Sasuke. She has drooled in his hair and she will again
Sasuke Uchiha
• He's the leanest and lightest out of Team 7. This works well in his favour because it helps with his agility, but it's impossible for him to get out from under Sakura or Naruto without the use of Ninjutsu
• He associates certain hobbies or items with the people he's near. Anything hospital related reminds him of his wife as well as pink flowers, ramen reminds him of Naruto, ink reminds him of Sai, ect.
• Sasuke is very touch-affectionate with Sakura, craving her hugs and kisses whenever they're apart. He gets embarrassed when he asks, however, so he's very subtle and indirect
• Always ends up on top of or hugging Sakura in his sleep. Over the years he too has become a sloppy sleeper, but as long as Sakura is holding him, he doesn't mind
Hinata Hyūga
• All of the Hyūga clan have very prominent veins, especially around their eyes. Each Hyūga member has a unique pattern or colour. Hinata's children inherit this trait, but it's harder to see
• Hinata's veins are mostly purple, and her veins form a heart shape on her left eyelid, but it's usually hidden by her multiple eyelid creases. Neji's veins were green and formed a look similar to lightning
• Hinata has very soft, pale skin. In the cold and heat, she's always the first to go red, so she always packs a hat and a jacket.
• She has indented knuckles and is quite plump. This used to be an insecurity for her, but her friends and partners helped her embrace it
Kiba Inuzuka
• Kiba loves to sing. He typically makes up random songs about what he's doing, like washing dishes or sweeping the floor, but he also likes to sing music from his playlists. He enjoys calmer music, but he'll sing almost anything
• Team 8, Mirai and Himawari are the only people who know Kiba sings. Kiba loves his hobby but he's too embarrassed to sing in public
• On bad days, Kiba will sit with Shino on their bed in the dark brushing his hair with his fingers, singing softly to him to help them both relax
• After finding out about Shino's sensitive eyes, he went and bought blackout curtains and dim lights for his house so Shino could walk through comfortably without his glasses
Shino Aburame
• Shino is a very jealous person, and he sucks at hiding it. Many people have had to hold him back to prevent him from saying nasty things
• During Shippuden, he formed a bond with Akamaru. Since then, people called him Akamaru's second owner or second dad. He embraced this fully when he and Kiba got together
• He loves working with the dogs that the Inuzuka clan raise, but he does get very attached emotionally. If he had his way, he and Kiba would have about 30 dogs running around the house
• His eyes are a very deep brown colour, in the light they would shimmer with a orange-gold like colour. Due to his sensitivity to light though, only Kiba and the odd doctor have seen this.
• He gets cold very easily, so he's constantly layering his clothes. He and Hinata both would huddle in next to Akamaru on missions in the winter
• He has small scars on his body where his bugs come out, but they go unnoticed by the human eye at a distance. Hinata and Kiba always panic when they see Shino bleeding from his bugs breaking through his skin
Shikamaru Nara
• Shikamaru loves puzzle books, like Sudoku. He often buys magazines to complete these puzzles, sometimes looking into the latest gossip
• Once he and Temari are in a relationship, he carries a small summoning scroll that holds a giant folding fan, just in case of emergencies
• Shikamaru loves the food from Sunagakure, the rich tastes and flavours are to die for, but he can't stand the heat of the desert. Fortunately, Temari often brings Suna ingredients home so they don't miss out when they're in Konoha
• He unironocally loves some One Direction songs, although he'd never openly admit it. It's a secret he'll take to the grave
• Sakura caught him singing What Makes You Beautiful once and she has never let him live it down
Rock Lee
• After Neji's death, Lee starts to grow his hair out in remembrance. It takes him a long time for him to grieve but he soon finds peace with the loss
• For a short time after the war, Lee joins the Anbu under Kakashi's guide. After the birth of his first child however, he quits and becomes a Chūnin exam proctor for Konoha
• He and Shikamaru form a bond due to their relationships within the Suna trio. They become each others biggest defender when it comes to Kankuro, who still doesn't want to share his siblings with them even as an adult
• In The Next Generation period, he doesn't talk with Gai that often, focusing more on his family, friends and career. He has little time for other things
• He lived in Suna for a couple of years when Aiko and Metal were born. When his duties were needed back at Konoha, he took Metal with him because of Gaara's busy schedule. They visit each other as much as the can during holidays
• Scared of Temari
Temari no Sabaku/Nara
• Temari has very rough and dry skin. Her lips are usually chapped and peeling, and her hair is very coarse. She doesn't know what skin and hair care is, and even if she did, she'd ignore it
• She has a scar on her back near her right shoulder from protecting Gaara from a Suna villager, no one knows about this scar except Shikamaru who saw it on accident
• Very protective and loving of her little brothers, she'll always throw herself between them and an enemy if it means they'll be safe. Kankuro and Gaara worry that they'll lose her because of this
• Surprisingly very affectionate, and she loves to spoil all of her loved ones to the point they need extra storage to keep their gifts
• Sakura was her first close friend from Konoha, they relate quite a lot with their love for their family (even though Sakura's is not by blood). In their later years, Sakura introduced Hinata to Temari, and after a bit of a rocky start, they have girls nights every couple of weeks. Just the three of them
• Has fought with Kankuro over getting a puppy many times. In their early life, they couldn't afford or take care of one, but as adults, Temari finally gave in. She bought Kankuro a puppy for his birthday before she left for Konoha
Deidara: Alright, everythings packed. Are you ready to leave Konoha, hmm?
Obito: *holding all eight of Kakashi's dogs* Yep. Let's go
Kakashi: *far in the distance* OBITO!!!
Obito: Let's hurry
Naruto: So, are you a top or a bottom?
Sasuke: I'm a threat.
Sakura: ... He's a bottom
Naruto: Alright, lets do an experiment.
Naruto: *slams a two litre bottle of custard onto the table* I'm going to chug this entire thing. Who wants to bet how much I can go through before puking?
Shikamaru: You're an idiot, Naruto.
Kiba: Seven mouthfuls.
Rock Lee: No, no. It's gonna be three.
Sakura: Ten!
Shikamaru: *facepalms* You're all idiots...
Naruto: Alright! Lets go! *cracks open the bottle and starts drinking*
Sakura: CHUG, CHUG, CHUG, CHUG!
Kiba: Shino get the camera!
Naruto: *gets ten mouthfuls in before choking and pulling away, coughing and spilling custard everywhere* *falls over*
Sakura: HE'S DOWN! I WIN!
Kiba: Did you get it, Shino?!
Shino: Got it.
Naruto: ... I have many regrets...
Rock Lee: Show that video to your students, Shino
Naruto: nO MY SON IS IN YOUR CLASS!
Shino: Too late.
It’s their pose
Sarada: Mr. Obito! Guess what!
Obito: Hmm? What's up?
Sarada: I made a fireball today!
Obito: That's great!
Sarada: ... But uhm...
Obito: ... But what?
Sarada: ...
Sasuke: *from the kitchen* WHY IS MY TOMATO GARDEN ON FIRE?
Obito: . . . Sarada!
Sarada: It was an accident! I swear!
Temari: *digging a hole in the back yard*
Shikamaru: Temari... what are you doing?
Temari: You said you wanted to meet my dad, remember?
Shikamaru: Yes, but... why are you digging?
Temari: It's a long way to hell, Shikamaru. You either sit and look pretty, or grab a shovel
Naruto: This restaurant is really nice, Sakura! You pick the best places to eat!
Hinata: I agree! Sasuke, you must feel so lucky to go to all these places!
Sasuke: ... Yeah. It's nice
Sakura: Aww, thanks you guys!
Naruto: These coasters are adorable! They'd look great in our house... Hinata open your bag
Hinata: Naruto-kun, no. You're not stealing the coasters!
Naruto: It's an expensive restaurant, our meals will cover the cost of them! It'll be fine!
Hinata: No!
Naruto: Oh alright... Sakura, open your bag
Sakura: Okay-
Hinata: Sakura!!!
Thieves
Based on this post
Sakura: I've got the perfect birthday gift for Boruto. Ready for it?
Sasuke: Sure
Sakura: *pulls a flute out of her shopping bag* Pretty nice, eh?
Sasuke: ... Sakura... no...
Sakura: Sakura yes
Sasuke: Hinata's going to kill you!
Sakura: Sometimes sacrifices have to be made, Sasuke
My impossible to make content for couple
I drew Sakura in a sakura themed dress! And I made a suit version
The original dress was found Twitter (or "X") by NyahalloShop!
Sakutaro with a beard is both funny and cursed
I combined the goatee and mullet!
IT'S GETTING WORSE!
