xanderomeister - Xander is bonding over mayonnaise sauce
Xander is bonding over mayonnaise sauce

(Otachi poster by Ken Taylor as background) Xander, he/him, rampantly bi(cycling) . Notable for the supposed might of a THOUSAND (1000) lions and a lack of meaningful intelligence. I ramble on about a "couple" of things. This is intended to be broadly SFW, but you are likely to see a few beasts and critters (not recommending if you have phobias). I swear somewhat, though I moderate it a bit. Not hesitant to block if disturbed. Unable to donate. Racists, homophobes, transphobes, pedophiles, warmongers among others DNI.

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8 months ago
Hey My Bad For Having The Hardees App Installed I Guess But What The Hell

hey my bad for having the hardees app installed i guess but what the hell

8 months ago
8 months ago
Members Of Carnivora Paired With Their Common Ancestor, A Miacid.
Members Of Carnivora Paired With Their Common Ancestor, A Miacid.
Members Of Carnivora Paired With Their Common Ancestor, A Miacid.
Members Of Carnivora Paired With Their Common Ancestor, A Miacid.

Members of carnivora paired with their common ancestor, a miacid. 

8 months ago

I fear I won't be able to pull off the "Watch Heartstopper AND Godzilla: Minus One on the same weekend" challenge

.... no of course I can

8 months ago

I honestly love the use of visual motifs in Heartstopper. It's really cool, and honestly I just love the use of stuff like this in fiction in general as someone who looks into things a bit analytically.

... yes this was an awkward thing to say. I cried at this scene still, btw.

The growing friendship between Nick and Tao, as well as the between Nick and the rest of Charlie's friend group in general, is also just amazing considering where Nick was at before.

xanderomeister - Xander is bonding over mayonnaise sauce
xanderomeister - Xander is bonding over mayonnaise sauce

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8 months ago
Wallflower Wasn't Really Flowering In The Summer, But It's Back At It Again. I Also Took Cuttings For
Wallflower Wasn't Really Flowering In The Summer, But It's Back At It Again. I Also Took Cuttings For

Wallflower wasn't really flowering in the summer, but it's back at it again. I also took cuttings for safekeeping.

Plus a drone fly came to visit.


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8 months ago

Feeding blanched cucumber to Finnley the BN pleco and my SAE yum yum~

8 months ago

KONKURRSSIMYYNTI PLANTAGENISSÄ !!!!!!

8 months ago
BADASS AWESOME SKELETON STIMBOARD
BADASS AWESOME SKELETON STIMBOARD
BADASS AWESOME SKELETON STIMBOARD
BADASS AWESOME SKELETON STIMBOARD
BADASS AWESOME SKELETON STIMBOARD
BADASS AWESOME SKELETON STIMBOARD
BADASS AWESOME SKELETON STIMBOARD
BADASS AWESOME SKELETON STIMBOARD
BADASS AWESOME SKELETON STIMBOARD

BADASS AWESOME SKELETON STIMBOARD

8 months ago

falling down a flight of stairs stimboard ?

Falling Down A Flight Of Stairs Stimboard ?
Falling Down A Flight Of Stairs Stimboard ?
Falling Down A Flight Of Stairs Stimboard ?
Falling Down A Flight Of Stairs Stimboard ?
Falling Down A Flight Of Stairs Stimboard ?
Falling Down A Flight Of Stairs Stimboard ?
Falling Down A Flight Of Stairs Stimboard ?
Falling Down A Flight Of Stairs Stimboard ?
Falling Down A Flight Of Stairs Stimboard ?
8 months ago

This song like randomly showed up on the radio and now it's stuck in my playlist for good.

My playlist is also utterly disappointing, tbh. I hardly know music. Granted, I should go searching for more stuff overall.


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8 months ago
A Starfish Eating A Mussel, While Whelks And Sea Urchins Wait For The LeftoversBy: Douglas FaulknerFrom:

A starfish eating a mussel, while whelks and sea urchins wait for the leftovers By: Douglas Faulkner From: The Fascinating Secrets of Oceans & Islands 1972

8 months ago

Hello! I have a question!!! Y do baikal seals look... Like That? Like. No offense to them, love the pathetic wet beast vibes, but Why do they have those large eyes??? All the other seals do fine without the 🦭+🥺 impersonation, so is there an evolutionary purpose for them to literally be a walking (swimming? waddling??) emoji mashup????

Oh buddy you have no idea

So some of you may already know that Lake Baikal is the deepest lake in the world (scary)

Hello! I Have A Question!!! Y Do Baikal Seals Look... Like That? Like. No Offense To Them, Love The Pathetic

(↑ Scary)

This also comes with a LOT of darkness within the lake. And if you're a diving carnivore who lives there, what can you do to help you see prey in the darkness?...

Hello! I Have A Question!!! Y Do Baikal Seals Look... Like That? Like. No Offense To Them, Love The Pathetic

Obviously you need the biggest largest marble eyes possible on earth so they can pick up every single little speck of light! (Their numerous whiskers are also really sensitive and help a lot but that's offtopic.) That's what's going on with our little sweetie freak

8 months ago

I get these cramps on my left foot that TRY TO KILL ME