So I'm At Level 6 Because I Stan Pretty Hard For The Fixx Right Now And I'm Bummed Out That I Missed

So I'm at Level 6 because I stan pretty hard for The Fixx right now and I'm bummed out that I missed The Beach Tour so I'm living vicariously through fan video uploads.

Levels of the ‘80s fantribe, v.2

Bands italicized denote that if you like them then you are AUTOMATICALLY that level and you relate to me in some way.

level 1 - generic ‘you tried’ 80s fan

Duran Duran, Wham!/George Michael, a-ha, Depeche Mode, Madonna, Michael Jackson

level 2 - not as generic but still

Adam Ant, Tears for Fears, The Police, Spandau Ballet, Kajagoogoo, Blondie, Thompson Twins, The Cure

level 3 - good

Pet Shop Boys, Eurythmics, Madness, ABC, The Bangles, INXS, Wang Chung, Kate Bush

level 4 - hard boiled

The Human League, New Order, Ultravox, Visage, Men At Work, Men Without Hats, Nik Kershaw, Howard Jones, The Buggles, Soft Cell, Go West, The Dream Academy, Kids In The Kitchen

level 5 - ASCENDED

Split eNZ, The Cars, XTC, The Specials, The (English/British) Beat, The Selecter, Devo, The Pretenders, The B-52s, The Jam, The Stranglers, Big Audio Dynamite, Blancmange, Elvis Costello, Talking Heads, Fine Young Cannibals

level 6 - WOW U R SUCH A NERD

Level 42, Pseudo Echo, Icehouse, Yaz(oo), Bow Wow Wow, OMD, A Flock Of Seagulls, Frankie Goes To Hollywood, Haircut 100, Heaven 17, NKOTB, Roxette, Simple Minds, The Fixx, Cutting Crew

level 7 - ARE YOU FRICKING HALARGIAN?!!!!!

Scritti Politti, The Associates, Lipps Inc., Johnny Hates Jazz, Martha & The Muffins, Models, Breathe, Living In A Box, Mike + The Mechanics, Pel Mel, ART OF NOISE, King, Big Pig, Curiosity Killed The Cat, Bros, Captain + Tennille

Can you imagine El manipulating the board with her mind for some sick moves? It would be rad.

Stranger Things kids on skateboards! Dustin is changing the wheels on his right now. And Hopper watches fondly.

Hey Duffers...

I don’t care that Joyce and Jim are screwing or whatever.

TELL ME WHERE MY MARTY IS!!! IMPLY SOMETHING!!!

Adam the Woo is going to Halloween Horror Nights at Universal Studios! I hope he does a tour of the Stranger Things maze for those of us who can’t be at either location.

I'm starting to wonder if Karen Wheeler had an affair with Dr. Brenner.