This Is All Very Fascinating Stuff But Can We Please Talk About The Fact That The Author Of The Article

This is all very fascinating stuff but can we please talk about the fact that the author of the article is Tyler Durden, the main antagonist of Fight Club?

BUT BABY IT'S COLD OUTSIDE

(She's worried about her reputation, He's worried about freezing to death)

HER: You really can't stay

HIM: But baby it's cold outside

HER: You’ve gotta go away

HIM: But baby it's cold outside

HER: This evening has been

HIM: Been hoping I could drop in

HER: So very nice

HIM: Here hold my hands they're just like ice

HER: Your mother will start to worry

HIM: Beautiful what's your hurry?

HER: Your father will be pacing the floor

HIM: Listen to the fireplace roar

HER: So really you'd better scurry

HIM: Beautiful please don't hurry

HER: Well maybe just a half a drink more

HIM: I'll put some records on while you pour

HER: The neighbors might think

HIM: Baby it's bad out there

HER: Say what's in your drink?

HIM: No cabs to be had out there

HER: I wish I knew how

HIM: Your eyes are like starlight now

HER: To break this spell

HIM: Here take my hat, my hair looks swell

HER: I ought to say no, no, no sir

HIM: Mind if move in closer?

HER: At least I'm gonna say that I tried

HIM: What's the sense of hurting your pride?

HER: You really can't stay

HIM: Baby don't hold out

BOTH: Baby it's cold outside

HER: *spoken* You're very pushy you know?

HIM: *spoken* Better pushy then freezing

HER: You simply must go

HIM: But baby it's cold outside

HER: The answer is no

HIM: But baby it's cold outside

HER: The welcome has been

HIM: How lucky that you let me in

HER: So nice and warm

HIM: Look out the window at that storm

HER: My sister will be suspicious

HIM: Gosh the food smells delicious!

HER: My brother will be there at the door

HIM: Waves upon a tropical shore

HER: My maiden aunt's mind is vicious

HIM: You seem to think I’m ambitious!

HER: Well maybe just a little bit more

HIM: Never such a blizzard before

HER: You've got to get home

HIM: But baby I'll freeze out there

HER: Here, I’ll lend you my comb

HIM: It's up to my knees out there!

HER: You've really been grand,

HIM: I feel when I touch your hand

HER: But don't you see?

HIM: How can you do this thing to me?

HER: There's bound to be talk tomorrow

HIM: Think of your life long sorrow!

HER: At least there will be plenty implied

HIM: If I caught pneumonia and died!

HER: You really can't stay

HIM: Get over that old out

HER: Baby it's cold

BOTH: Baby it's cold outside

HER: *spoken* Okay fine, but just until it lets up

HIM: *spoken* That took a lot of convincing!

YA'LL FORGOT ELVES

Edit: I have since been informed that ya'll did not, in fact, forget elves. Sorry about that

Discworld villains (in no particular order)

Werewolf fascists

Fantasy Donald Trump

A Gun

Elves

Jean Valjean

Nationalism

Anthropomorphic personifications of bureaucracy

“It’s pronounced Te-ah-tee-meh”

Me: *reads text*

Me: *blinks*

Me: *looks at date*

Me: …Hey, yeah!

A historical moment

Found the song!

im sorry for reblogging this again but this tag has obliterated me

We've found him boys!