Klance; Lance Trying To Hint Hes Likes Keith (early Seasons Prob)

Klance; Lance trying to hint hes likes keith (early seasons prob)

Lance: Hey Mullet, You smell like trash, can-

Keith: Excuse you?? For your information, its the stupid altean shampoo and stuff that, oh yeah, you use too!!

Lance: wha- nono Keith I-

Keith: *already walked away*

Hunk: Dude, you genuinely can do better than that.

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Keith: *Training probably idk*

Lance: Hey mullet!! Is your dad a boxer?

Keith: ...no he's dead?

Lance: oh..shit....I'm really sorry man

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Lance: NO, CAUSE SERIOUSLY, WHY CAN'T I JUST LIKE, FLIRT WITH HIM LIKE I DO WITH EVERYONE ELSE? WHATS WRONG WITH ME SHIRO?

Shiro: Nothing’s wrong with you, it's probably only because you like him so much?

Lance: Maybe? Ugh, this is so stupid. Maybe I should just be straightforward.

Pidge: *appears from nowhere* Ask him out in spanish, he knows it.

Lance: Bet, thanks. *Leaves to find keith*

Shiro: What? Keith doesn't know Spanish?

Pidge: I know.

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Lance: Keith..?

Keith: hm?

Lance: *Smiles softly* Te amo...

Keith: did...you just call me an emo tea, in spanish???

Unfortunately, this will require reblogs.

Okay, so I realized that my post about Arthur finding out about Merlin's gov. name has been getting a lot of love, so should I continue to come up with silly goofies about our Magic Boy Myrddin and Prince Arthur or no?

#we’ll find you

Reblog if you didn’t write My Immortal

We’re going to find the author by process of elimination.

Omg hey whats this? How'd this get here (COUGHS lmk if i should post more lol)

BBC Merlin - 9-1-1 crossover fic

Merlin is a 9-1-1 dispatcher. He kind of invented the whole thing when he heard of telephones and then kept at it. He figured that when Albion's need was greatest, quite a lot of people would give 9-1-1 a call and therefore bring him closer to his missing King. (Or perhaps when someone found a guy walking out of a lake or smth, Merlin would know where to find him. Needless to say, Merlin had a lot of false calls.)

One day, as Merlin is on a call with a child who's cat is stuck in a tree, a fire suddenly breaks out and a firefighter captain takes over the phone: This is firefighter Pendragon. We have a fire at xxx-xxx, I repeat, we have a fire at xxx-xxx, require additional paramedic units etc. Etc.

For the first time in Merlin's entire career, Merlin is too stunned to react. He quickly catches himself though. "I'm sorry, could you repeat your name, please?"

"This is firefighter Arthur Pendragon, from station 204."

"You mean Arthur Pendragon as in-'

*Long sigh* "yes, as in the famous lawyer Pendragon. Uther Pendragon's son."

Merlin: I meant as in the legendary King Arthur. From medieval history?

Arthur: oh? *Sounding a little less annoyed* maybe? I didn't know he had a last name. I've only seen the Disney movie

Merlin: haha alright. Dispatch x-amount of paramedics now.

Arthur: Don't you want me to ask why I'm not a lawyer? Everyone usually asks me that.

Merlin: No, if you are who I think you are, then this makes much more sense than law school.

Arthur: who do you think I- oh crap, I gotta go. Thanks-

Merlin: Merlin

Arthur: *grins* like the wizard?

Merlin: with the hat and everything.

(originally, I wanted Merlin to then go to the 204 and apply to be their paramedic but this makes a ton of sense to me too.)