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Klance; Lance trying to hint hes likes keith (early seasons prob)
Lance: Hey Mullet, You smell like trash, can-
Keith: Excuse you?? For your information, its the stupid altean shampoo and stuff that, oh yeah, you use too!!
Lance: wha- nono Keith I-
Keith: *already walked away*
Hunk: Dude, you genuinely can do better than that.
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Keith: *Training probably idk*
Lance: Hey mullet!! Is your dad a boxer?
Keith: ...no he's dead?
Lance: oh..shit....I'm really sorry man
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Lance: NO, CAUSE SERIOUSLY, WHY CAN'T I JUST LIKE, FLIRT WITH HIM LIKE I DO WITH EVERYONE ELSE? WHATS WRONG WITH ME SHIRO?
Shiro: Nothing’s wrong with you, it's probably only because you like him so much?
Lance: Maybe? Ugh, this is so stupid. Maybe I should just be straightforward.
Pidge: *appears from nowhere* Ask him out in spanish, he knows it.
Lance: Bet, thanks. *Leaves to find keith*
Shiro: What? Keith doesn't know Spanish?
Pidge: I know.
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Lance: Keith..?
Keith: hm?
Lance: *Smiles softly* Te amo...
Keith: did...you just call me an emo tea, in spanish???
Does anyone else randomly start doing something like snapping or making a weird little noise and then can't stop until they physically tell their brain to stop? Well I was doing that except it wasn't snapping or making a weird little noise. I was instead repeatedly bashing my knock off Tord plush against my bed like he was a hammer
If you hear this song it means I’m about to come over and start trying to beat you up
(Video ID: A very quick video of the model of the Old Bird from Lethal Company spinning around with text over it saying, “RobotTune”. End ID)
In Today's 'Reasons Being a Girl Is Unnecessarily Difficult'
i just spent like twenty minutes deciding whether it would be a good idea to wear something seahawks-y on superbowl sunday because on the one hand i would very much like to express my northwest support as i sit here in new england but on the other hand i don't feel like getting quizzed by everyone i meet who feels the need to determine whether or not i meet Real Football Fan criteria
"kill them with kindness" WRONG. CHESS GAME ♟️♟️♟️♟️♟️♟️♟️♟️♟️♟️♟️♟️♟️♟️♟️♟️♟️♟️♟️♟️♟️♟️♟️♟️♟️♟️♟️♟️♟️♟️♟️♟️♟️♟️♟️♟️♟️♟️♟️♟️♟️♟️♟️♟️♟️♟️♟️♟️♟️♟️♟️♟️♟️♟️♟️♟️♟️♟️♟️♟️♟️♟️♟️♟️♟️♟️♟️♟️♟️♟️♟️♟️♟️♟️♟️♟️♟️♟️♟️♟️♟️♟️♟️♟️♟️♟️♟️♟️♟️♟️♟️♟️♟️♟️♟️♟️♟️♟️♟️♟️♟️♟️♟️♟️♟️♟️♟️♟️♟️♟️♟️♟️♟️♟️♟️♟️♟️♟️♟️♟️♟️♟️♟️♟️♟️♟️♟️♟️♟️♟️♟️♟️♟️♟️♟️♟️♟️♟️♟️♟️♟️♟️♟️♟️♟️♟️♟️♟️♟️♟️♟️♟️♟️♟️♟️♟️♟️
If you dated Daniel all the dates would be your choice and he’d never pick anything but when you insisted he’d try to pick somewhere you liked at first, but after pressing him he’d honestly want to stay home and make something with you (dinner, a project, etc.)
If you dated Laurie she’d have everything planned but you both would end up paddling around all day because something or another went wrong and you’d just end up back at her place. She’d be pissed with herself but would get over it when she figured you’re totally cool with it
If you dated Walter he’d write poems about you in his journal and never show them to you
I have arrived
Me, age 16: I kinda want a tumblr…
My parents: absolutely not, you don’t need another thing to scroll mindlessly on
me: yeah, you’re probably right
me now: I am a mature and responsible adult
also me: logs into tumblr
How I cope
I hide the way I feel with the clothes I wear. I’m tired, and hurt, and broken, and just so so so done. With everything. I feel like shit, and I know I’m just pretending because nothing’s actually wrong and I have no reason to feel this way. So I hide it behind cute dresses and fancy outfits. That way, when people look at me, they’ll think I’m out together and normal. Maybe if I can convince them, I can convince myself.
My immediate thought was "Oh shit, it's Megatron's Crack Sword."
moonlight greatsword 🌕
It's a clown motel, it's full of clowns!
Alright was no one going to tell me that in the middle of the Nevada desert is an old cemetery that contains the bodies of a bunch of miners who died in a fire and next door is a haunted clown motel
Why are we still setting horror movies in generic Victorian houses in the woods when this is a real place in the world
Kind of wish games nowadays would let you beat the shit out of npcs if you want like some games used to, ngl.
WE DON'T HAVE MUCH TIME. SUBMAS SIMPS GO!!
Don't think I posted this here before.
Here's a meme thing I made a while back. You can use it for your memes lol.
He was a bear
She was cocaine
Can I make it anymore obvious?
lancecest more like shit lance says