Uses Loml Unironically Because Why Not? In Turn Everyone Around You Both Cringes Asf

Uses ‘loml❤️’ unironically because why not? In turn everyone around you both cringes asf

“You are the love of my life though—🤨”

Hina, BAJI, Venti, HU TAO, CHILDE, Pah chin, Koko, Hinata, KUROO, Makoto, Asahi

Uses ‘loml💚’ ironically because they can’t go 10 minutes without pissing you off they just need you to react and they’re happy.

“Darling, honey, love of my life please can you use those vOLupTuous legs of yours to pass me the remote—”*snicker*

HANMA, Mikey, NAHOYA, Tsukishima, ATSUMU, suna, Kaeya, Venti again, SANZUUU, Yuzuha, rindou, RAN

2022 ©ᴬᴸᴸ ᵂᴼᴿᴷˢ ᴮᴱᴸᴼᴺᴳ ᵀᴼ @xsamuu ᴰᴼ ᴺᴼᵀ ᵀᴿᴬᴺˢᴸᴬᵀᴱ, ᴾᴸᴬᴳᴱᴿᴵᶻᴱ, ᶜᴼᴾᵞ ᴼᴿ ᵁᴾᴸᴼᴬᴰ ᴼᴺ ᵀᵁᴹᴮᴸᴿ ᴼᴿ ᴬᴺᵞ ᴼᵀᴴᴱᴿ ˢᴼᶜᴵᴬᴸ ᴹᴱᴰᴵᴬ

AHH MY BBY’S BDAYYY <33 this was hawt ✨😙🤍

Bon Appétite, Baby~

Ran hanitanix f!reader

Happy birthday to the lovely beanstork!! We all know he’d love some birthday sex after a long day at work so let’s spoil him ;)

Technically for me this is only and hour late I will be taking no criticism 🥲

Age rating: 18+ mdni, Nsfw

Warnings: food play, AFAB R, penetration, creampie, breeding kink, praise, body worship ig , swearing, oral receiving, squirting, fingering, ran being a slight service dom, Ran is 100% a simp. (Light crack at the end ofc or it wouldn’t be one of my fics)

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“Where’s my pretty baby!? Come give me my birthday kisses!” Rans cocky, loud and unusually excited voice reverberates through the apartment, a grin spreads onto your face yet you stay firmly planted on the bed already knowing that if you move an inch one of his presents will be ruined.

“I’m in the bedroom baby~ Come on in I have a present waiting~” A saccharine purr leaves strawberry stained lips, enticing the eager man easily into the barley open door of your shared room. Amethyst eyes of lust and obsession glaze over once they take in the sight before him.

Your scantily clad form lays spread eagle unbound yet unmoving with whipped cream, and assortment of his favourite berry’s and what looks like little cakes sit covering parts of your naked body, heavenly aromas cloud his senses. Hooded lusty eyes stare into your soul as he begins to remove parts of his suit, never once taking his eyes off you in the process.

“Damn baby, you really know how to ruin all the lovely plans I had for the evening dontcha, doll face?” Ran rasps, a hand cascades through once nearly styled hair as he stares at you arm still raised over his head. A heated flush begins to creep up your skin at his piercing gaze, butterfly’s erupting in your belly when he rips his shirt buttons free and pulls his belt off with a flick of the wrist.

“Well I know how much you wanted a cake, my love… now we don’t have to buy one~” You’ve voice is music to his awaiting ears before he’s walking around the bed to stand next to your dessert covered body. A long familiar finger swipes through the whipped cream sitting atop of one of your perked breast, leaving a trail of goosebumps in its wake as he pops it in his mouth with a groan.

“Fuck… Not sure I’ll have chance to savour all your lovely work, doll. Might have to just fuck my pretty girl instead, I’ve been waiting all day for this pussy to milk my cock~” Ran purrs down at you, hands coming to cage you against to bed as his lips finally meet yours in a rough eager searing kiss, one that reminds you just why you love him. Ring covered fingers mould around whipped cream covered tits as he deepens the kiss. When he pulls back you dot get a moment to stare into his beautiful eyes, he’s already moving to the bottom of the bed to climb between already spread thighs. Large hands clamp onto your shins as his places them over broad shoulders, leaving scorching kissed up your legs as his goes. He stops to stare at the whipped cream and strawberries that sit atop of your mound perfectly.

“Ya know darlin, this sweet cunt is my favourite dessert, I’d pick it any day over any cake… fuckkk she’s just begging for my tongue, fuckin dripping all over the bed, baby doll.” Ran groans his head lolling to the side to rest on the knee propped on his shoulder. One hand begins from ghost down the back of your thigh, making its way to your soaked pussy slowly, the ghostlike touch over your most sensitive area leaves in seconds, instead four fingers swipe through the cream and berry’s to spread it down over your scorching heat, a squeak of shock from the cold of the cream slips past your parted lips. Rans mischievous eyes lock with yours as he licks his fingers clean then swipes his tongue over his bottom lip.

“Well bon appetite to me, let’s hope I don’t ruin you for the main course~” Ran coos before his mouth is on you like a man starved, licking and sucking until your a moaning mess. Strong hands grip the meat of your hips as his tongue writes his name over your clit again and again until he can feel a pulse start up, before you can come his tongue plunges into your clenching heat, thrusting and lapping at your overflowing juices as you jolt and jerk against his face, wave after wave of climax that he eagerly drinks loud slurps, squelches, moans and groans fill the room.

Desperate to pull another orgasm from you Rans fingers find your pussys pulsing hole, his middle finger glides easily in, long and thin reaching all the right places, he gives a few pumps while his tongue goes back to sucking your clit better than any vibrator. Another finger is thrust into your already clenching heat before you know it, curling and thrusting at just the right angle, bringing you closer and closer to that second orgasm that he wants. The bulge of his clothed erection rubs against the bed to bring him some form of relief before he can fill your pussy.

“Fuck! … Ran! G-gonna- cu-m!… Please- need- need y-your cock!” You wail grasping and pulling at his hair as your thighs tighten around his head, a light nip of his teeth on your clit have you hurdling over the edge, clear liquid squirting into Rans awaiting mouth where he greedily slurps up all you have to give. Ran grins while you convulse below him already moving so he is caging your whole body in and wiping the rest of your release and the remaining whipped cream off his face. A light peck is placed on your patted lips as he smiled adoringly at you.

“You ready to go again doll? I’m dying to pump that pretty pussy full of my seed~” He hums already working his boxers and slacks down far enough for his impressive length to spring free and slap against his abdomen, your eyes follow its movements and stop to admire the pretty pink tip oozing with pearls of precum.

“Baby? Take a picture it’ll last longer” Ran says with a laugh, his teeth nipping at your neck when he cuts your view off. “I think I will when we’re done~” You purr back, gripping at his biceps as he bites and sucks at your neck and collarbones.

“Come on then big guy, fuck me like your promised~ Paint my insides like a good birthday boy…” Your groan has him leaning back so he can watch as he presses the tip of his flushed dick into your still fluttering pussy, his teeth sink into his lip as he pushes forwards, a filthy groan spills from his lips as his head throws back and his hips snap forward, effectively impaling you on his length, your loud pleasure filled scream pierces the air.

Your moans are like fuel being poured onto this flame of desire, they prove to spur his carnal lust further as he bares down on you, hips snapping at a pace you e only ever seen when he’s hate fucking you into oblivion. The sheer size of his cock has you seeing stars even though he’s just begun, the feeling of his tip furiously pounding into your cervix is enough to have your quickly hurtling towards a third climax, the pitch of your cries and flexing of your walls are telltale signs to him of your impending orgasm, his hips pound ruthlessly into your abused cunt as his thumb comes to rub rough tight circles in the nub of your clit, your vision blurs and your chest tightens at the sheer force of the orgasm washing over you, clear liquid once again squirts over Rans abdomen and your stomach in gushes.

“Jesus baby! Look at her fucking go! Yes, yes, yessss good girl~ My good girl, got a few more in ya yeh? Still haven’t pumped this pretty pussy full like I promised.” Ran groans down at you, slowing his pace as he grinds down into your soaked entrance a lazy smile on his face when he sees your fucked out expression grinning up at him, drool and tears streaking your face.

“Very sexy ain’t ya doll~” He hums with a light chuckle, strong arms come to cradle you against him as he slowly pounds down into you, rough, hard, deep thrusts slowly pounding in and out of your sensitive cunt, the squelching and slapping of skin mixed with light paints, moans and groans reverberate off dark walls filling the room with the usual sounds of the two of yous love making.

“Mmm… love you… so much.. Ran love you, happy birthday.” You wine out between harsh snaps of his hips, legs locking firmly around his waist. Panting lips find yours in a haze, a long drawn out passion filled kiss awaits you, the heat of the kiss has Ran groaning into it as his hips once again pick up their pace, going from slow and deep to a ruthless animalistic pounding into your tight sensitive cunt.

“Fuck- fuck pretty- gone pump you so- so fucking full of my seed! Gonna take it like the good girl you are!? Fuck yeh… shit, shit.” Rajs groans and your moans fill the room as his hips snap impossibly faster into you.

“Yes, yes, yes yessss! P-please give- give it to me! Need your cum so bad!” Your scream and the tightening of your pussy signaling another climax have Ran tipping straight over the edge.

“Fuck fuck take it! Take it take it take it! Shitttt~” Ran whines as load after load of sticking white cum fills your pussy, painting the walls white just like he said he would. The feeling of Rans seed pumping you full and the twitching of his thick shaft are enough to shove you straight into anouther earth shattering climax as you cream around his cock once again.

You lay intertwined with one another, basking in the afterglow of the best sex you’ve had in weeks. Pants still fill the air along with the musk of sex and berry’s that are now squashes between perspiration covered sticky bodies.

“Fuck… that was amazing doll… best birthday ever… I love you so much.” Ran mutters, kissing your neck lazily from where he’s laid on top of you.

“You deserved it… this isn’t your only present though…” You pant back stroking his hair lovingly.

“…. Wait… how did you do all this and get rid of all the packaging?” Curious eyes stare up at you.

“Uh…. Let’s talk about that another time…” You grumble avoiding his eyes.

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𖥻 ‹𝟹 pairing: dilf!bokuto x fem!reader

𖥻 ‹𝟹 tw: fluff, oral sex (f), love confession (?), dILF BOKUTO. (not proofread like always :p) nsfw content mdni.

𖥻 ‹𝟹 wordcount: 1,6k

you’ve been looking for a job for the longest time know, applying to every place you found, not even minding what the job was about. that is until one of your father’s coworkers, called bokuto, asked you about giving some general classes to his 8 y/o son. all you needed to do is help him with his homework and assigments. an easy job and well paid, that is.

you knocked on the door, waiting for your dad’s coworker to open it. you would have expected a normal size house, like yours for example. but man, this house was huge. a far “coming!” could be heard and the most handsome, big and attractive man opened the door with the brighest smile.

“ah, you must be (y/n), right?” still amazed by his presence, you just nodded, cheeks now a pinkish color. “well, c'mon c'mon, don’t just stand on the doorway darling.”

he pulled you in to his house, still smiling to you. the nickname he gave you taking you by surprise, making your cheeks to grow redder. the interior of the house was almost blinding due to the white walls and furniture being reflected by all the dazzling lights. just a few pictures of him and his kid hanging around.

“your father told me you were a really good student, so that’s why i thought you could help my son, but he didn’t tell me you were this pretty.” he approached you, big hand on your lower back montioning you to keep walking inside, making you shiver a little. “my son is in his room. just walk upstairs to the second room on your right.” he kept that bright smile on his face the whole time. “i’ll prepare something for the both of you!”

and with that he went to the open kitchen. you just muted an almost inaudible “okay” and went to his son’s room where a kid looking exactly the same as his father was waiting for you.

after the first day, came a lot more. then weeks and months, you were earning a lot of money thanks to bokuto. and his son was doing pretty good in school thanks to you.

everyday you got to know a little more about him, since he always had a little chat with you after the study session was over. your learned that he divorced his wife after he knew she was cheating on him. that was when his son was barely 2 years old. then, he won the trial and the custody of his son.

he didn’t get married again because he was really focused on his job and his son. that taking all his time in the day. you didn’t know why but that information gave you some sort of relief. you learned that he was indeed way younger that your dad, 35 years old.

you noticed his behaviour towards you changed a little everyday, for the better of course. he would always compliment your outfit or hair, even if you just wore some sweatpants and a shirt. he always assured you that you looked good with anything.

you even started to put a little more effort on the way you looked just to hear his “you look really pretty today (y/n)!” or his “wow, you sure are beutiful!”. every compliment igniting somehing in you, something you were to scared to accept. 

today was like any other day, your dad drove you to bokuto’s house, you waited outside of it after knocking a few times and waited for him to open the door for you. but this time he opened the door a little surprised to see you here, a frown adorning his beautiful face.

“what are you doing here today? my son’s in a birthday party!” you just looked at him, mimicking his frown. then it hit him, he didn’t tell you that piece of information. “oh shit, i forgot to text you about it right?” he looked through his phone, searching for the message he never wrote and never sent you. 

“don’t worry bokuto-san! i can call my dad again to pick me up.” you smiled at him, a smile so bright and wide that made his heart jump everytime. a smile that he caught himself thinking about at anytime in the day. that derived  on him thinking about you; the way you talked, how your eyes squinted when you smiled, the way your hips moved, the shine of your hair, the colour of your lips. fantasazing after how good they would look around his cock or moaning his name. 

he thought this opportunity was given to him by god himself, he could not let it slip through his fingers. “oh no please! come inside, let me invite you to some coffee for the drive here! it’s my fault after all.” 

the evening with bokuto went by so fast with all the jokes and story telling, really enjoying spending time with him. in one of all the fit of laughters that you had during the evening, you placed your left hand on bokuto’s arm while you grasped your tummy with the other one, crying and laghing because of some of his colleges stories. 

that subtle touch and the happiness on your face made something ignite inside of bokuto’s chest. something that he hasn’t felt since the first years of marriage with his ex wife. something that he’s been longing for so long. something that he only found on you again. 

he put his own hand on top of yours, making you to look up at him. your heart doing backflips on your chest. this is where you realized your feelings. feelings that you kept bottled up, afraid for he outcome of it. 

you were afraid of his reaction. did he felt the same way? there’s no way, he was your “boss”. but if he did correspond your feelings, how would people react to it? it frightened you, what people would think about it, how would your parents react to it. for god’s sake he was your father’s coworker! this was supposed to be a job relationship with no feelings involved! 

all of this blurred out when you caressed his face and pressed your lips on his. a kiss so awaited by both of you, that took bokuto by surprise, but that he happily returned ignoring his inner voice telling him that this was wrong. 

he succumbed to the kiss, to the way your lips moved along his, the sound you made when he granted access to your own mouth with his tongue, to the feeling of your fingers caressing his cheeks and neck. he succumbed to you.

soon the kiss turned messy and desperate, tongues lapping and teeth clacking. his hands roamed your body, scared that if he stopped you would disappear. breaking the kiss you both looked at each other lovingly as if you were trying to express your feelings with your eyes. feelings that tip toed on your tongues, too scared to say something.

“y/n, i know this sounds crazy but fuck, i really like you.” your eyes widened at his confession. “i know this is wrong and i’m too old. but no matter how much i want to, i can’t seem to get you out of my head.” bokuto looked nervous. surely his confession was something that you didn’t expect but damn if it didn’t make your heart burst.

taking both of his hands on yours, your eyes met his and with a warm smile you leaned into him again almost pressing your lips on him. “i like you too bokuto” the kiss was nothing like the first; it was soft and lovingly, pouring both of your hearts into it — all of your feelings exposed to each other.

your bodies soon moved upstairs to his bedroom. you laid on your back with bokuto’s lips still on yours. his hands were everywhere: your waist, your hips, your thighs, your face. every inch if your skin was covered with his kisses and hands.

playing with them hem of your shirt he stopped, his eyes looked at you with pure lust and love. “can i baby?” you nodded too lost in the scent that surrounded you — bokuto’s scent. “i’m gonna need more than that. use your words pretty” your eyes never left his face. “yes kou, i give you full consent to do anything with me”

he growled, pressing his forehead on your tummy. “you’re gonna drive me crazy” resuming his movements, he took off your shirt with your own help. his shirt and sweatpants came after, only you left in a pair of shorts. pulling them down he almost salivated at the sight of your covered pussy in some blue underwear.

pressing wet kisses on your thighs, his fingers played with your covered folds earning some whimpers from you. he then proceeded to take off your underwear, now dampened with your slick. placing both of your legs on his shoulders, he looked back at you and smirked before giving a little kiss to your clit.

that little kiss turned into kitten licks and then into long desperate ones. his hot tongue ran through your folds, tasting every part of you as if your pussy was the first meal he had in ages. his tongue played with your pussy while two of his fingers thrusted into you. wet sounds and moans filling his senses.

he felt your walls clenching around his fingers, announcing your upcoming orgasm along with your high pitched moans and some “please, bokuto” he never stopped his ministrations, if so, he increased them. “i know baby, i know. just cum for me yeah? be a good girl and cum on my tongue” and with that you reached your high, the coiling feeling on your stomach unraveling.

at that exact moment you didn’t care about what people would say. the only thing you knew was that bokuto was the man you would like to spend the rest of your life with.

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