"Ah, Those Were The Days. Before Everything In My Life Fell Apart, It Was Just Innocent Child's Play

"Ah, those were the days. Before everything in my life fell apart, it was just innocent child's play with them. Oh, if only l could go back..."

sometimes, as a fanfic writer, I worry about doing something that's already been done before. there's already a story with this pairing and trope, or this character and situation, etc.

of course, like many other fic readers, I like to see my favorite blorbos falling in love over and over or in the same sexy situations, but just a little differently each time.

it hit me today that it's not just fic readers who do this. you know how there's a gazillion covers of the same christmas songs? look up "have yourself a merry little christmas." there are so many covers. sure, some of them are our favorites, but if that song is a banger, you're going to listen to it performed and recorded in a million ways and still think it's awesome.

so, maybe next time when you're looking for a new fic that features your main idiots in love, pining after each other for the billionth time, and wondering why you do this, just know that if there are people who love listening to "grandma got run over by a reindeer" sung by a diversity of voices.

if that's ok, so is reading about your little meow meows being repeatedly emotionally scarred or falling in love. or sharing one bed. or going from enemies to lovers.

the world that has many renditions of" grandma got run over by a reindeer" definitely has room for more stories of your blorbos.

Cookie Reapers shenanigans (swearing, sh!tpost)

haha clotted cream breaking some kind of taboo mid-plot go brrrrrrrrrrr

yeah in case i havent made it clear uhhh White Lily Cookie and Dark Enchantress Cookie are separate in this au

also the god ancients dont always get along as well as their og counterparts, as evidenced by every meeting they hold ever

though Hollyberry, Dark Cacao, and Golden Cheese do try not to squabble too much unless they want to see Pure Vanilla get angry (it's his domain they'd be in after all)

(you can hear Dark Enchantress Cookie in the background with popcorn going "FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT")

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I think I'm gonna start sh!tposting again :)

you dont have to be a parent to understand the horror of walking into a room to discover that the baby crawled out of his crib and onto that pottery wheel you forgot to turn off, and while the baby is spinning around and around, the dog is sitting there all calm, like a person, gently using his paws to fashion the babys soft cartilage head into something a little more modern.  it might be the classic tale of bad parenting, but lets see where the dog is going with this

shoutout to everyone dealing with. thhe fucking difficulty

Espresso having coffee with a ghost!

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