Hey I Gots Phone

Hey I gots phone

AND GUESS WHAT HAPPENED

I GOT HIM

I GOT MY BARTENDER BOI

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Sorry if I don't have much to show today but have a sleepy grape juice addict

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Do not throw souls

Yeah, bad idea. You'll hurt someone and cause Licorice to curse in front of these kids.

Well, technically they're teens in this story, but you get my point.

Plot twist: espresso actually owes everyone 20 bucks that's why everyones after him

OMG

Hold on hold on I need to make something this is hilarious

I feel like this one's slightly more chaotic than the actual story

Don't hesitate to do this.

I’ve seen a lot of posts on my dash tonight about users who are threatening suicide, with other Tumblr members posting in effort to try to get ahold of them. I think you all should see this:

IF THERE IS EVER A TUMBLR USER WHO HAS POSTED A GOOD-BYE MESSAGE, SUICIDE NOTE, VIDEO, OR ANYTHING OF THE SORT, PLEASE FOLLOW THIS POST.

1. Scroll to the top of your dashboard.

2. See the circular question mark icon at the top? It’s the third one over from your home symbol. Click on that, and a screen similar to the one in the picture will come up.

3. Where you can type in questions, the box with the magnifying glass at the top, type in the word “suicide.”

4. Click on the first link that shows up. It should say, “Pass the URL of the blog on to us.”

5. Type in the user’s URL and tell Tumblr admin that the user is contemplating suicide and has posted a message indicating that they are going through with it or will be attempting. Hit send! Tumblr administration will perform a number of actions to contact the user and take the necessary steps to prevent the suicide.

TUMBLR: THIS COULD SAVE A USER’S LIFE. PLEASE DO NOT IGNORE SUICIDE THREATS.

Reblog this to keep other users aware. Suicide isn’t a joke, and neither is someone’s life. If you didn’t know this, someone else may not, either. Pass it on.