"Why Are You Crying Today?" Well You See,

"Why are you crying today?" Well you see,

Don't know how this romance will end, but history tells me in tears.

Guys help I found this in my drafts and I CANT REMEMBER WHAT I MEANT

And also the turtle????

So me and my mom have been texting back and forth over a few hours and I forgot we had been talking about what dr. House would do during covid

OH YEAH NOW SHE DECIDES TO PLAY WITH HER LITTLE MOUSE TOY THE SECOND I HIT POST MOTHERFUUUU

Honorable not toy mentions: bottle caps. She keeps bringing them to my bed for me to throw cause she thinks she's a dog. I gave her a milk jug cap the other day and she's mad it's too big to pack around.

Letting my cat play with batteries because apparently it's more entertaining than her actual toys